#halfofhalfademon

[viirales]

Flicks a rock at.

BINCH. [ @halfofhalfademon ]

Throws a car at

[fidelisfatum]

! "Why is your husband such a douchebag."

Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse. || accepting@halfofhalfademon

    “ Oh goodness, a what? Douchebag? I’ll have you know that he is not a douchebag, he is in fact a gentleman who has the best intentions at hand for the world and humanity. Now, if you want to talk about a real douchebag: I personally would let them all burn and suffer under the weight of their own greedy decisions~ So I guess… in all honesty, it’s ME that’s the douchebag. But that’s okay, I’ll carry the burden so my beloved doesn’t have to! ”

[secvndus]

❛❛ I don’t trust mirrors, who knows who’s watching through? ❜❜

Who.  

What.  

Mirrors serve as gateways to realms far less understood than this, and rarely is it the good beings that wish to make use of it.  Caution is a wise practice for, as the kid had said, one never knows what may be staring back from the other side.  Or what caused the flicker of shadow upon the glass, or why one may witness their reflection blinking.  In his experience, some people had a natural aversion to them for fear of just such things.  Of course, there are also the more mundane, of culprits; spies, deviants, that sort of nonsense.  Which, while alarming in their own right, do not wreak them same sort of havoc as the other lot.  That’s what he’ll assume happened to this kid, an unfortunate encounter with a creep at some point—ah, but that’s not quite fair of him, now is it?  Assumptions will get him nowhere.  And if his happened to be wrong…well, then, this guy may be worth his attention after all.

Sparing another glance at the mirror behind the bar, nestled between the shelves of liquor–a pointless thing, but nothing out of the ordinary–lips pull in a tight smile, barely flashing teeth.  He shakes his head as if dismissing the notion all together, attention shifts back to the strange, white-haired kid now a seat over from him.  Fingertips toy with the rim of the full glass before him, untouched apart from that, and that smile stretches ever so slightly further.  

“Paranoid, are we?  I would think these people have better things to do that watch you sit at a counter.”  Call it bait, if you will.  A test, perhaps.  

What do you know, kid?

a terrible dread feeds me | @halfofhalfademon

[xtornxsoulsx]

❛what’s the matter? can’t keep up?❜ for V because nero needs to be a lil shit to him

@halfofhalfademon (Ahaha of course) 

         They BOTH KNEW he stood no chance keeping up with him -- in any sense of the word. Body wasn’t built for combat. Book in one hand, cane firmly grasped in the other, he fought the urge to roll eyes -- WHY BOTHER? “I’m sure Griffon would have no trouble keeping up.” Bird cawed from his shoulder, “Leave me alone. I’m busy.” If it weren’t his duty, he would have walked away from Nero and Dante weeks ago -- he NEEDED them. Maybe even liked them.

[milk-fueled-gunslinger]

halfofhalfademon replied to your post: [txt] I would say guess who, but phone ID kind of kills the entire joke doesn't it [txt] But hey guess who anyway

[txt] Well, shit. Now I have to get you some kind of award.

[txt] What’s up, man?

[txt] Nah so far I am just having fun at home alone, watching TV and stuff. So unexpected message. What about you?

[thefallenapprentice]

halfofhalfademon replied to your post: Modey, you can’t just demand sweets from everyone...

/muffled laughing in the distance

"You are not exempt from this just because you have deluded blood, Nero. Do you have chocolates for me or not?"

[clinicaldissection-archive]

[4:01:31 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: CAN AGNUS RAISE THE DEAD

[4:01:38 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: CAN HE BRING BACK A PERFECTLY SANE ZOMBIE???

[4:01:41 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: CAN HE?!

[4:01:42 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: I THINK NOT

[4:02:19 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: NO, HE'S A SECOND RATE HACK 8I

[4:02:24 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: he imprisoned demons in suits of armour i think he's got u topped

[4:03:04 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: i know an attack that can hurt your own soul too

[4:03:15 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: doesn't matter if you're in a suit of armour

[4:03:16 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: ZAP

[4:03:19 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: that shit's gonna hurt

[4:03:28 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: demosn dont have souls u derp

[4:03:40 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: then what's that say about you 8I

[4:03:48 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: HEY

[4:03:48 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: HEY

[4:03:53 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: I'M A FOURTH DEMON

[4:04:03 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: THREE FOURTHS OF ME IS HUMAN

[4:04:09 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: SO I HAVE THREE FOURTHS A SOUL

[4:04:21 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: ....is that other fourth of you ginger then?

[4:04:22 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: *SHOT*

[4:04:25 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: omfg

[clinicaldissection-archive]

[4:00:05 AM] Indignant Thirdbreed: YOU'RE OUT OF THE FANDOM [4:00:28 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: Oh please, I'm a better mad doctor than Agnus. You all love me [4:00:32 AM] Dr. Franken Stein: *SHOT*