#haljrdn

[derbydeeds]

[6:53:44 PM] coyote: WHY IS MY SON SO DEEPLY CONNECTED WITH FURRY THINGS I WANNA LEAVE [6:54:20 PM] leo: I bet marc doodles furries [6:54:44 PM] coyote: please stop [6:54:50 PM] coyote: DONT PROJECT ONTO HIM [6:55:05 PM] leo: makes money drawing furries when Steven won't reveal where the cash is [6:55:15 PM] coyote: DGKSDHGHGH [6:55:22 PM] coyote: HES NOT UR SELF INSERT!!!!!!!!!!!1 [6:55:27 PM] coyote: IM BLOCKING UUU [6:56:11 PM] leo: marc posting a journal on furaffinity "ugh commissions are open Steven changed the bank account password and I need funds for the light bill" [6:56:23 PM] coyote: STOP IT I HATE YOU [6:56:33 PM] coyote: IS THIS WHAT UR GONNA WASTE UR REMAINING BATTERY ON [6:56:57 PM] leo: 11% AND YES "10% off on avians I don't get to draw enough of those!!" [6:57:21 PM] coyote: HOYLshg [6:57:30 PM] coyote: this convo is a fucking mess [6:57:37 PM] leo: you fucking STARTED IT [6:57:44 PM] coyote: I TRULY WISH I HADNT [6:58:08 PM] leo: I HAD SMTH NICE GOING BUT U JUST HAD TO "haha RE: FURRY MARC" [7:01:49 PM] coyote: IM SORYR

[derbydeeds]

[5:19:08 PM] coyote: he could just koala franks huge ass swole arm [5:19:11 PM] coyote: just [5:19:12 PM] coyote: just his arm [5:19:13 PM] leo: kdjfnkjg [5:19:19 PM] coyote: like. imagine. im. [5:19:20 PM] leo: just wrapped a round it I'm te aring up [5:19:22 PM] coyote: tEARING UP [5:19:24 PM] coyote: YEAHDHGK [5:19:36 PM] leo: IC ANT STOP LAUGHINH A TTHIS [5:19:40 PM] coyote: I KNOW im c [5:19:48 PM] leo: JUST FRANK'S EXPRESSION. MARC JUST SO HAPPY THERE [5:19:51 PM] leo: JUST SNOOZIN [5:20:00 PM] coyote: FRANK LIKE... LAYIN ON HIS BACK AND STARING AT THE CEILING WITH BLOODSHOT EYES

@haljrdn our boys

[mc-dude]

haljrdn replied to your post:Even though Barry understands Hal's GL duties,...

for next bday i want the omegaverse fic

u say this like i wont actually write that for ur bday

[greypryde]

favorite character aesthetics: hal jordan

“ in brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. let those who worship evil's might, beware my power--green lantern's light!”

[derbydeeds]

haljrdn replied to your post “got a mild concussion when a skaters helmet smashed into mine. and...”

how do u get points i dont know but im digging the vibe

okok roller derby is like a full contact chase. there’s no ball, just your jammer who is sorta like the ball. she’s the one with the star on her helmet and she skates around the track and however many blockers of the opponents team she passes by the hips, she gets a point. there are two teams, and for each team there are 4 blockers and 1 jammer. say i’m team 1 and ur team 2. im a blocker and my job is to make sure your jammer doesn’t get through and pass me up to score points. sometimes a blocker from my team will play offense and strike your team’s wall to help our jammer get through.

and sometimes u get to channel ur inner scald eagle and:

at a game before this i pulled the same move and made the girl pee herself

haljrdn replied to your post “got a mild concussion when a skaters helmet smashed into mine. and...”

honestly i have no idea what it is that you do since i dont know american rituals but all im imagining is like?? female gladiators on skates in one big arena

tbh thats roller derby in a nutshell 

[mc-dude]

haljrdn replied to your post:i pre-ordered the hal & barry dorbz that’s coming...

ya but it looks like they made 5 barrys and 1 hal Geez

its true...... but im still shocked they made a hal one at all tbh

[mc-dude]

haljrdn replied to your post:me when a new episode of dc super hero girls is...

gay

its tru

[greypryde]

something good can work - by haljordans

fandom: dcu/the flash (tv)

pairing: hal jordan/barry allen

rating: teen

status: 1/? chapters - 3,092 words

"Come on, you're part of an elite superhero team dedicated to protecting our planet!" Iris beams, clasping her hands together eagerly. "There's literally no place better to find a new boyfriend or girlfriend, because everyone's super hot."

Barry gives her an eyeroll.

"Seriously, Bar, just give it a try. You deserve happiness."

He sighs. "Okay, sure. No promises, though."

read on ao3 here