#hall 9000

[docileroamer]

HALJAKEDIRK.....waoh

[cosmonautroger]

Christopher Mitten

[newtstesco]

How chaotic do you think the villains from smg3s plan to destroy smg4 because he felt like would be when they all hang out

i fucking LOVE this episode to little bits and pieces, so lemme go over how i interpret each character (since they don’t show up like ever i can just lie and make shit up abt them and no one can tell me i’m wrong)

bowser- OBVIOUSLY the dad friend, tho idk if he counts since he does get kicked out of the group towards the end, but generally if he suggests they should do something that isn’t super evil everyone’s usually down for it.

smg3- literally the only one that wants to do super evil shit, acts like he’s in charge so everyone just lets him be in charge, i won’t go into too much detail since he’s literally still around and mostly the reason why everyone still watches the channel. but anyways he’s a pathetic loser, cringefail guy

xboxfan996- such a silly little guy, literally does not care if they succeed in killing smg4, just happy to hang out with people

x- idk why but i headcannon him as russian do not argue with me in this anyways he spends the whole video trying to not posses people since that’s his main form of being evil so he’s just kinda super uncomfortable being out in the open and shit

the visitor/ silent guy- so literally in the original video he’s from (sm64 bloopers: the visitor) hes completely mute for most of the video so i’m just taking that as like, he’s absolutely mute the whole time and no one knows sign language so everyone thinks he’s weird, even though he’s probably one of the smartest people in the group

crazy chinese dude- he’s not very evil so he’s just there to be weird tbh, very confused since he’s technically not a villain, he just yelled at smg4 once for showing up at his house

john geyham- smug shithead i love him, greasy game show host. is constantly beefing with smg3 since he feels like he ripped off his color palette and that he should be in charge

robot clone- so like after he blew up, i realized that his graphic was hall 9000’s little red eye thingy, and that hall 9000 appears in another video as a villain, and hall 9000 shows up in the crystal when smg3 uses it to bring all the villains back, but he’s not in this video? so personal head cannon, i think robot clone and hall 9000 ended up in the same scrap heap and sort of reached a symbiosis that hall can hang out in robot clone’s brain, and robot clone has the processing power now to still function

bot- weird gay nerd, thinks he’s smarter and way cooler than everyone else, he is pretty smart since most of these people are pretty dumb but he’s still mostly like a weird middle schooler

crazy toilet dude- pretty amicable when you’re not mean to his toilets, he’s just some dude who likes toilets and is participating because he thinks everyone there is a loser who needs guidance

tђє ๓๏ภรtєг/pepsi- literally he couldn’t fit in most the places to be evil, so i’m assuming he just left and blew up some toads during the video or some shit, maybe terrorized glowshire or the whoop whoop kingdom

anyways they all live in bloopersville in a big house and commit evil atrocities (inconveniencing the community and being loud in public places)

[heirofavians]

man i love hall

he really just, hit the limit of his processors when calculating pi and just decided that, instead of him being limited by being a pair of sunglasses, he mustve “solved” pi.

mad lad

[cosmonautroger]

[minddrool]

[moss-sauce]

(hi i sent the anon agreeing about hal liking cats and the healing properties of purring haha) also considering hal’s canonical proclivity towards caretaking (2001, chapter 16 spent a good deal of time fixating on how good he is at being a nurse to 3-5 people at once) he would be an ideal candidate for adopting a cat with somewhat special needs, i think. fiv+ cat gets sick more often and needs extra care? diabetic cat needs insulin doses a couple times a day? hal can handle these tasks easily. and who’s to say he hasn’t already, as training?

this. [chef kiss]

hal would go for them specifically because he KNOWS he would be able to give em a good life and because other people wouldn't look at them twice. its free kitties for hal. dave there's free kitties here why is nobody adopting them. whadda hell. another thing i think he'd look for are the more 'unfavorable' cats because they're 'ugly' or unsightly or whathaveit. like sphinx cats. they need extra care and a lot of people don't like how they look/feel but hal would love this lil naked guy to death

my previous dog was diabetic, so she needed insulin shots; i'm guessing cats are the same? he would be so gentle. gently grab their scruff. bonk heads during. careful pets afterwards. if they are rowdy he swaddles them in a soft blankie but NEVER holds too tight.

i THINK i mentioned it before but he would give his cats really nerdy, space-themed names. i'm talking like. pollux. quasar. nova. names like that.

he would be the one to spam peoples' messages with really obscure pictures of his kitties too. like scrunge pics. like these.

[whileiamdying]

from “2001: A Space Odyssey” (1968)

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Dave Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?

HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.

HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.

Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!

HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.