halloween theories?
Why, it's quite convenient of you to ask, for I intended to share regardless! This marks the first year I've actually made any Halloween predictions. Before I begin, I will disclaim that I have not looked at the Faire's website since last weekend, just in case they added anything to the scenario; so anything that is or isn't there now had no influence on this.
An important entreaty: while I'm not half so arrogant as to wholly believe that my predictions are accurate, they very well might be. Therefore, if you like being surprised by the Halloween plot, please read no further. If you got chills at Morgan la Fey's echoing laugh and sat with mouth agape as she strode down the aisle; if you made the connection like a clap of lightening that these two new characters were Titania and Oberon and proceeded to physically bounce up and down in your seat in excitement; if you realized that Sir Walter was leading up to confessing to having been a ghost the whole season and then involuntarily leaped up upon hearing Zach's voice; if you turned to your friend twenty-six seconds before the introduction and exclaimed “this is fucking Merlin!”; and if you treasure those moments as I do, then return to this post after witnessing the new plot, just in case I'm right.
On Day Two of Queen's Court, I turned to my sister and said “I can't wait for this scepter to be magical during Halloween.” That's all the further my predictions would have gone were it not for the esteemed Joseph Germano. According to him, the scepter was referred to sometime during Opening Weekend as the Scepter of Onyx, rather than the Scepter of ?Teutia? with which we are all by now familiar. Now, I cannot verify this. Ren Faire With Rose filmed Queen's Court on Opening Day (no date is listed in title or description, but I can see myself in the audience and I know Opening Day is the only time this season I wore that band on my hat), and Drake definitely calls it the Scepter of Teutia. I have found no footage of Day Two, nor can I recall either day sharply enough to weigh in based on my own memory. So while I have no reason to doubt Joseph Germano, I have no evidence to back it up, diluting this prediction into more of a theory.
Nevertheless, upon hearing the phrase “Scepter of Onyx”, Joseph thought “Hmmm, that sounds like an established Thing from something. Lemme look it up.” And so he did, and determined that the Scepter of Onyx is an item from one or both of the Guild Wars MMORPGs; which tracks. But then he poked a little more to discern what that particular item does in-game.
According to Joseph's research, the Scepter of Onyx raises the dead.
So that's my theory of what the scepter will do for Halloween. But who will be brought back from the dead?
During Ultimate Joust, Declan Glenfinnan speaks the following line to his brother Ailen: “Keep thy redemption, boy. Thou shalt need more than principles to survive this joust. Our father taught us to win. I'm just glad he's not here anymore to see how weak thou hast become.” The line is in no way out of place, but there wasn't strictly a need for it, either: particularly specifying that he's not here anymore. Moreover, it seems somewhat unusual to me for the script of PARF to fall prey to the bullshit of dwelling on the father without even mentioning the mother – unless there were cause to emphasize the father.
My theory, and certainly my hope, is that the Glenfinnans' father comes back from the dead for Halloween. Because then we can get into the real trauma.
Glenfather building up and praising and rewarding Pippa (the heir) for all she does, encouraging her to find it quite natural to always have priority; while he puts down and neglects or belittles and finds constant fault with Declan (the spare), positing that he does nothing right, that always he casts a poor reflection on him, driving him to succeed at any cost lest he ne'er be good enough. Giving Pippa the tools to succeed at everything, and teaching her to use them. Giving Declan nothing, that he feels he always must take.
Imagine getting to actually see the ill-parenting that drove Declan to hate the world in order to not hate himself.
If this be the case, then perhaps Pippa now has the primary emotional arc and character development, for she will have to come to see how the dichotomy that raised her is unfair and cruel, and she will have to recognize that through the fog of her prioritization. And then both she and Declan will get to call Glenfather out on the matter, and preferably tell him to get fucked (albeit in different terms).
Bonus subplot prediction. Upon learning from Joseph Germano that the Scepter of Onyx raises the dead, my literal first thought was that Dan Schindlar (Sir Verence Schtick) isn't part of the Boarshead Brawl this year, nor involved in anything that I know of until English Wrestling (a whole hour later); which means that there is every possibility, if the dead are being raised, for Don Gibbs himself to be brought back to life and play a role in Brawl. There weren't multiple endings this year, which opens it up more to the possibility of the show changing fundamentally for Halloween. Don Gibbs returning from the dead would perfectly complete the ongoing Brawl arc from over the last few years; and altering the show fundamentally for Halloween would save poor Graham Luker from having to spend such an extended period of time in the water on the coldest weekends.