#halloween problems

[misslisamiray]

Updates from throughout the day. My costume that was supposed to be here today between 8:40 A.M. - 12:40 P.M., then before 5:00 P.M., is now arriving by 8:00 P.M. tomorrow. Great... except I need to be at work by 3:00 P.M. IN said costume. 🙃

It's fine. Everything is fine. At least I managed to get the cheap wig I need for tomorrow. In the third store I had to go to, because it is apparently already Christmas in all of them. Excuse me while I go scream.

Obviously, I know this isn't actually a big deal. People have much more serious problems. This isn't even in the top 20 of *my* actual problems. But I can acknowledge that & still sulk about it for tonight.

[dangerghost20]

Stole from a friend on FB

[undeadmanbun]

Tumblr me: yasss 🎃 halloween ghosts 👻 witches 🧙🏻‍♀️ pumpkin cats 🎃 the exorcist 🧟‍♀️ scream 😱 jamie lee curtis hocus pocus 💀freddy krueger blair witch vampires🧛‍♂️ salem the cat 🦇

Real life me: ughhhhh locks doors, keeps curtains closed, dims lights, no sudden movements and must avoid children for 24 hours

[impala-dreamer]

I cant get my fangs to mold right 😭

[popconfession]

when will Big Candy understand the only good part of candy corn is the yellow top bit and sell bags of just yellow top bits

[quantumchickpea]

Nose and whiskers done. 😂 And I'm wearing that dress because its more comfortable and not... Falling apart on me constantly. 😂

[coco-writes]

What do masc lesbians wear to kink parties??? I’m??

[moosemakes]

When I wear my full costume I can’t fit through doors :(