#london problems

[timetochillnow]

i mean i like the heat but even so it is simply too hot for tennis or gigs today wtf

[undeadmanbun]

Tumblr me: yasss 🎃 halloween ghosts 👻 witches 🧙🏻‍♀️ pumpkin cats 🎃 the exorcist 🧟‍♀️ scream 😱 jamie lee curtis hocus pocus 💀freddy krueger blair witch vampires🧛‍♂️ salem the cat 🦇

Real life me: ughhhhh locks doors, keeps curtains closed, dims lights, no sudden movements and must avoid children for 24 hours

[folieassdeux]

I'm 100% sure I wanna do my MA at Goldsmiths uni but it's gonna be an even bigger obstacle to my gaydar there than it is as an art student in Leeds

[ivyblossom]

I had a dream about an endearing new television comedy about a wry British woman in London (Amanda Abbington) struggling with pretty much everything in her life who develops an email relationship with a wise and kindly police officer in Red Deer, Alberta (Yannick Bisson) because their email addresses are one letter off and they trade spam and family forwards every day. 

The wry British woman tells the police officer about how she bought some outrageously expensive apples at the market in an attempt to impress strangers with her commitment to buying organic, but the bag broke when she stepped out of the tube station and she watched her expensive apples roll all the way down the hill to the next tube station. The police officer started to respond, but then had to go because someone reported that a drunken moose was licking his car.

[henrywinterreincarnate]

So is my bus coming or not

[teawithswift]

Bless the overground for having air con

[dancing-in-tig-territory]

I lost my fourth Oyster card since December 😡😡😡

For those of you not from London or the UK aliken this to driving your car off a cliff every 2 weeks 😡😡😡 So mad at myself. Should staple the fucking things to my forehead.

[starstothetide]

When you get on the bus, look at your phone for 3 seconds and look up again to find the bus is on diversion and you're in Wales