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[amayavittori]

I have a new Spartan 3 fav and his name is Kevin-A282 and he is absolutely UNHINGED. A loose goddamn cannon. He is to a Sniper Rifle what Emile is to Knives.

This man said “Yeah. I don’t like all that noise. Uh, no, I’m not ‘deserting my post’, I’m ✨relocating it away from you ✨ So yeah Peace out fuckers” like a solid month into a surprise-getaway/crash-landing on a gloomy fishing island and he decided to live on the other side of the island in solitude in a cave by the ocean with literally nothing but a tarp and driftwood just to get the hell away from everyone. Didn’t even try to the remove his armor at any point. Then the first time he’s interacted with people in months - literally the command of the ship he was stranded on that island with - he appears like a ghost manifestation and scares the shit out of them in a way that looked suspiciously intentional, nearly folds a sergeant’s uniform while the sergeant was still wearing it and he does that in front of the captain (but like he had a good reason low key, i’d’ve smacked the shit out of sergeant roberts for the disrespect 🤌) and then he later makes such a Big Dick Energy move by shooting at a shotgun with his rifle and breaking it clean in half and asserts dominance by literally walking up to a hoard of pissed villagers who had their anger replaced by shock and awe in two seconds flat because of him. AND THEN a covenant corvette LITERALLY DESCENDS FROM THE SKY, the same style of corvette this dude just finished fighting on the front lines against on Reach not even a year prior to getting stranding on that planet, and he’s like the first one to sign the fuck up to leave with them after like a minute of explanation from the Sangheili and a Major of the UNSC that he’d never met before in his life. Like, god what a Guy, perfect in my opinion.

[aauditor]

“Halo 5 was bad, but at least it was better than Halo 4!”

Me:

[amayavittori]

I have a new Halo headcannon

James 005 went missing as of August 30, 2552.

Noble six is presumed KIA as of August 30,2552.

BUT

Recently, I saw a clip of Noble’s ‘death’ and the hit that I thought Noble had taken and died from, turns out he/she actually dodged and kept on fighting the Sangheili. So their actual death wasn’t captured on that recording. So since it’s mostly just a “presumed KIA” case, then I headcannon that Noble ended up getting off the planet somehow and started wandering, came across James-005 floating out in open space days later and now they’re just two buddies traversing the stars.

Yup. That’s what happened. There’s no convincing me otherwise now.

[amayavittori]

Halo headcannon

Fred actually really likes doodling and doodles whenever he’s got a data-pad and stylus that allows that in front of him. But because Fred is really bad at hiding his feelings, if he’s drawing a face of any sort he does that artist thing where he mimics the expression he’s drawing (example: Smiling when drawing a happy face, scrunching nose and scowling when drawing a mad face.)

When officers and designated personnel absolutely have to be present at the monthly safety briefs on the vessel, Fred and Veta are usually the only ones required to go so they always sit in the back since they’ve heard the same safety brief a million times. So Veta usually just glances him during those boring meetings just to see what expression he’ll make next and watching with nothing but fondness the entire time

[aauditor]

Arbiter Thel Vadam

“Howdy pardner I’m here to take ur Choas Eneralds”

[aauditor]

HaloFollower was already invalid but on that day I witnessed him pronounce “Forthencho” like that, he was pronounced triple invalid

[aauditor]

Buck ODST name is not Buck

It is Otis

[aauditor]

Cleanse the Fucking Planet, Harold