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Taehyung takes his sweet damn time and will. Not. Be. Rushed. 😬

REI!!!!! honestly i am never not thinking about the interview where tae said he likes the feeling of longing for something. like boy tell me you enjoy slow, drawn-out, teasing, torturous sex without telling me!!!! idc if it's edging or overstim, he's here for a good time AND a long time 😩

what headcanon(s) do you have for bangtan that you know - you just KNOW, deep down, all the way to your guts - to be FACTS???

[ggukkiereads]

hi! i’m looking for a yoongi fic where “you” can’t get to get yourself off even with a box of sex toys and he helps you out🥲 i remember the first time he covered his eyes with a beanie but stopped after a while😵‍💫 towards the end of the fic your ex boyfriend comes and asks for his records back but you gave him your box of sex toys and he gets stuck at customs LOL

sorry if i suck at explaining!! hope you could help me find it, thank you🥺

🌷 oh this sounds so familiar but I can't recall which fic this is and I've been getting a headache trying to 😭.

If someone remembers, please don't hesitate to share 😊.

Edit: been thinking it’s a smut drabble based on the description but then someone made me realize it is a part of the series Countermelody by @bonvoyagenoona! ugh how can I forget this? it’s all about music, my first love

Thank you @hamsterclaw! I also want to give your writing a shoutout! Been reading some of your fics and I’ve been enjoying what I’ve read so far =). Again, thank you for your help =)

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[minisugakoobies]

new bio courtesy of @hamsterclaw 💕

[minisugakoobies]

Hi Vitality! Which villainous sidekick would you prefer if you could win them over to your side?Wise beyond his years Taehyung or secretly pining Jin?

Also if you don’t mind another question, is Namjoon better at training in bed or in the gym?

P.S: you’re the best!

Vitality: Ooooh, that's an interesting question… also damn, should I be trying to convert these maniacs, instead of just beating them up? Hmmmm… I think I would have to choose S.E.O.K.J.I.N. because I'm terrified of the coming AI apocalypse and I would like to have at least one on our side. Though that Taehyung is a cutie… once you get past the homicidal tendencies.

As for your other question… officially, I would never comment on my coworker's, uh, talents, since we're part of the same team and that's not something that *pauses while her PR rep walks out of the room* yeah it's definitely the bedroom. Talk about full body workouts! He makes me sore in places I didn't even know I had muscles.

[miscelunaaa]

Hey Em, hope you’re doing great. I wondered how crab Namjoon is doing and also wanted to wish you a happy new year!

AAAAAAAH REI MY LOVEEEEEE

I'm doing alright! I'm hanging in there. I've been thinking a lot about crab Namjoon too actually, among many the other Namjoons populating my wips along with the smatterings of other members and then one very emo as hell Jimin.

HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR BABYYYYYYY