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TGIF! Omg that was a really long week. Kringle (age 26 m) looks to be rapping here in this video. It might be because I started watching the Biggie / Tupac story on tv last night. Kringle is not in a gang and he doesn’t have street cred but he’s the king of the critter nation and can run a mean wheel for hours. So take that. #hamsterraps #kringlethehamster #cheeksandsqueakshams #oldhamster #stillgotit #hamsters (at Foothill Ranch, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BueCAC7H9SG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=u6bkp9mcr9rr

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Rap 11: Mr. Ticklish

I life logs like a ticklish Boggs//

Sportin’ my clogs, hit pause on DVR Jaws//

Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken//

Whip my dick out dressed up like Scottie Pippin//

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Rap 10: Shampoo Suit

I’m shinin’ like a shampoo suit//

In a suite, filled with nothin’ but meat//

wall-to-wall, pickled pig balls//

What a treat! An unbelievable feat//

How many could you eat if you had to hit the center?//

Life’s philosophical questions are rarely answered//

You think you’re fuckin’ special just because you’re a Cancer?//

Well I’m Aquarius, bitch, plus I’m a dancer//

Who are you?//