Did you think I was done making wiz raps? Did you think Gavamont the Green doesn't have more steaming hot jams for you? Think again, mortals!
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Gavamont the Green, Wizard of the Whispering Woods, Keeper of the Chalice of Chalizath, Champion of the Seal It Don’t Feel It method, known to the elves as Gav’irendel, known to the dwarves as Gavtastic, and known to the weavers as Gav-viscose
Let me tell you now of a wizardly tale
It’s a hell of a journey where the heroes prevail
But the adventure ain’t easy, so pay close attention
For many would have died without my intervention
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
First we gathered the heroes to aid in the cause
A dwarf, an elf, a hobbit, and a cat girl with paws
We packed up the necklace, but the cat girl had to touch it
It was early in the quest, so my spells I did budget
She surely would have died if left in that state
So I turned her to a statue for a later date
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
Later in the quest, we’re surrounded by trolls
The killing type, not the softies who do answer for tolls
And the dwarf he fought quite bravely, but he nearly fell
We had no healer, so there’s no one who could make him well
But a wizard is a master of magics most genius
So I turned him to a statue just like the previous
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
And so we made camp at the base of a mountain
With lightning strikes that could end the curse for certain
But the elf’s pointy ears had jewelry too conductive
She was zapped by a bolt that was very destructive
Thankfully my wizard instincts kicked into action
And I turned the elf to stone before damage could happen
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
Only the hobbit and me left for end of journey
He seemed somewhat distrusting, but I imagined this surely
We summited the mountain and awaited the thunder
But I suspect him a thief and the goods he would plunder
So before he could rob me I helped with a gesture
He’s now a statue with necklace waiting for curse’s departure
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
Yeah! Shadow Wizard Money Gang! 2026! I am still Gavamont!
