Drama CD: [華ヤカ哉、我が一族] ソフマップ特典「ナリキリ縁談」
Hiroshi: ‘Mmm Tada-nii your collar is not straight let me adjust that for you <3.’ Susumu: ‘Oooooh nii-san your pecs feel harrrd have you been working out? ;)’ Shigeru: ‘DAT ASS *squeeeeze*.’
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I guess Hanayaka Nari needs no introduction. (Basically: 6 half-brothers, 1 very rich and very bored father, and you = their maid.) This drama features the following trio:
#2: Miyanomori Isami (31), Army Colonel [cv. Tasaka Hideki]
#4: Miyanomori Susumu (22), Police Officer [cv. Kakehashi Atsushi]
#5: Miyanomori Hiroshi (18), Aspiring Inventor [cv. Kishio Daisuke]
So Mr. Miyanomori has arranged blind dates tomorrow with potential marriage partners for two of his sons - Isami and Hiroshi. But! IT’S A TRAP. They show their brother Susumu (the ‘mediator’ of the bunch) the respective photos, and these women are older than their mothers, and not in an MILF kind of way. They ask Susumu to go on their behalf pretending to be them and reject the marriage proposals.
In preparation, Susumu tries to imitate the way they talk to make his act more believable. (The uploaded audio track.) He gives a super cheerful but ruthless rejection as Hiroshi: ‘I am not interested in you at all (/*^-^)/ ~♪’, and Hiroshi is all like ummmm can you be more... tactful? Then he turns around and gives some sob story in character as Isami (the old “you are a great girl but I’m on a mission” shtick), and Isami is like: #smh this is something I will never say ಠ_ಠ.
XDDD LOLOL. In the end Susumu’s demos were completely unsatisfactory, and it’s back to the drawing board...
THE NEXT DAY. Back from the blind dates, Hiroshi asks him how it went, and Susumu replies that at least he managed to pass as them successfully and laughs enigmatically... Then Isami runs into the room raging because *guess what*? Susumu told Hiroshi’s date that he is dying of leukemia so he can’t marry. And to Isami’s partner he said that he already has 3 wives and 5 kids... which Hiroshi actually thought was pretty impressive XD.
#lmaooo. This disc really highlights how Susumu seems so 'straitlaced’ on the outside, but deep down he is totally dark and twisted. I swear this boy is my soul twin!!!! >:D
