#handsomeofthejacks

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JACK DOES TOO HAVE A BUTT

do he gotta booty?

HE DO.

Mun: Psh, he has a flat ass, bruh!

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Rhys: Jack, you're a bad influence.

Jack: Bad influanz, say it with swagger~

Rhys: Fucking bloody cunt...

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“Happy birthday~ Go ahead and make a wish!”

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((Have a Evie throwing you a birthday party. She’s standing on a stool since she’s too short to loom over the cake. Lol! But seriously though, happy birthday, you awesome senpoop~ I know we don’t interact much, but I always look forward to see you on my dash. And I hope you treat yourself on your birthday~))

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OC Relationships

Rules: Pick ONE of your OCs and THREE of their relationships (friends, parents, LIs, whatever). Find a gif that represents each relationship.

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Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this shiz~

Evie x Jade

Evie x Nisha

Evie x Handsome Jack

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((*sees a daddy kink towards Jack*))

((Father’s Day, where thirsty daddy kinks are shown towards Handsome Jack. Happy Daddy’s Father’s Day~))

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handsomestofthejacks replied to your post: handsomestofthejacks replied to...

wtf they look good))

((And they are good~ I recommend the pizza flavor, it tastes like an actual pizza~))

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what is a combo))

((Combos are classified as a type of cracker, but there’s artificial filling inside. They’re very tasty, in my opinion~ This is what it looks like.))

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((*contemplates whether to give Jack Combos, or put laxatives in his drink for Father’s Day*...))

((Eh, fuck it, I’ll play nice for now.))

((Btw, Combos are very good in my opinion. They were recommended to me by a customer at work, and I’ve loved them ever since~))