#disassociatedjade

[ask-the-borderlands-hacker]

JACK DOES TOO HAVE A BUTT

do he gotta booty?

HE DO.

Mun: Psh, he has a flat ass, bruh!

[survivcrbled]

@disassociatedjade LIKED for a starter ( ellie )!

                   ❝   who  the  FUCK  are  you?   ❞    Gun  in  hand,  the  barrel  stared  the  older  woman  in  the  eyes.   ❝   And  how  do  you  know  Joel?!   ❞    ANXIOUS,  her  weight  shifted  from  foot  to  foot  as  she  awaited  a  reply.  Ever  since  the  ordeal  with  David,  Ellie  has  been  wary  with  anyone  she  happens  to  run  into.  She  made  a  mistake  trusting  David,  she  wasn't  going  to  make  the  same  mistake  twice.

[ask-the-borderlands-hacker]

🎤

Totally oblivious to the other’s presence, Evie was tinkering on her device as she sung.

[hyperioncompanyman]

“It’s not murder, it’s for science.” (also, hi)

I’m not so Grump || Accepting

@disassociatedjade

“While it may be for science it’s still murder.”

[nishabringeroflaws]

axton, gaige and athena :)

Borderlands Ask Meme. || Accepting.

Axton: Have you ever ranaway from responsibility or punishment?

“Have I run frompunishment?  Hah, you’d better believeit!  I ain’t into making myself astationary target.  There’s a whole listof times where I did somethin’ or said somethin’ and then thought ‘Knowwhat?  I should probably get out of here.’  There’s some places I can’t even go near nowon account of people there’d just as soon string me up as look at me.  Hell, reason I came to Pandora – other thanthe action – was cos I made stuff so hot for myself back on Halycon that Icouldn’t get off world quick enough.  Soyeah, I’m a big believer in running from punishment.

…but fromresponsibility?  Never.  And I never will.  If I fuck up, that’s my fault, and I ain’t lettin’someone else take the fall for me.”

Gaige: How do you feelabout robots? Would you ever want to make one?

“I ain’t too big onem.  I can carry my own shit and do myown laundry and cook my own food and kill things myself – don’t need a robotfor any of that.  Not to mention the listof stuff humans can do that robots *can’t.* Much as I hate people, I’d rather deal with em than some stupid hunk ofcode that’ll probably crash if I use words longer’n two syllables.  Smack a human across the face and you gettheir attention.  Smack a robot and you justhurt yourself.  So I ain’t got much usefor em.

Making one?  Don’t have the patience or the knowhow, and likeI said, most anything a robot can do, I can do myself.  Unless it’s like 50m tall and has laserswhere its eyes should be and I can stomp on people with it – that’d be realcool.”

Athena: Are you loyal topeople or the job?

“Depends on the person,honestly.  Most people are sacks of shitwho ain’t worth bein’ loyal to, and they can drive off a cliff for all Icare.  If I get paired up with somegutless worm who lets me do all the work and then talks a big game about how‘cool’ we are, I’d just as soon shoot that asshole in the face and do the jobsolo.  But if you’re a true comrade ofmine, someone who steps up and fights alongside me and doesn’t act like aconniving shit, there’s almost nothing I won’t do for that person.  If you’re loyal to me, I’m loyal to you andthere’s nothing that’ll come between us, including the job.  …course, I haven’t met many people likethat.”

[little-jester-adventures]

disassociatedjade replied to your post: disassociatedjade replied to your photoset: (( I...

Jack would be thrilled.

(( I have made so many jokes whenever Elisa wear something yellow it’s Hyperion yellow XD it’s amazing. Must please the murder dad @handsomestofthejacks you know. ))

[little-jester-adventures]

disassociatedjade replied to your photoset: (( I couldn’t pick between red and blue….SO I MADE...

Now try hyperion yellow *wink*

(( YOU MEAN LIKE THIS ! HA HA !))

(( old wip XD ))

[ask-the-borderlands-hacker]

☎ (back at'cha)

PUT ☎ IN MY ASK FOR YOUR MUSES INFO IN MY MUSES PHONE: 

NAME: Jade

RINGTONE: Ring Ding Ding

PICTURE: A picture of Jade with CL4P-TR4P

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: Hey, I’m going 2 Pandora to look for Jack, C U soon

LAST TEXT SENT: When r u coming back? I’m getting worried.