#hanjomation

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I don't think my friends understand how much I FUCKING LOVE KAI! This stupid himbo idiot has absolutely no thought behind those eyes and he's so freaking stupidly awesome!!!

I LOVE THIS STUPID LEGO MAN SO MUCH!!!! HES SO DUMB!!! I LOVE HIM 😭😭

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Here are some headcanons I have for the Ninjago ninjas!

Kai is a himbo. (My credentials?) Bro used to be a twink, but then he gained a ton of muscles after the Monstrosity Arc and became a little more rugged (Not a twink death but rather a Twink passing) so bro is still highkey attractive but turned from a dumb pretty boy into a handsome rugged idiot

Nya when she's extremely angry, instead of blood pains popping out she has glowing ones instead, water-like ones to be exact (got it after she turned into the ocean)

Cole is a little chubby, but it's the type that helps with his muscles and develops over time. He's still very muscular, however instead of it being from just working out it's also his body fat that helps him retain his muscles. (Think Kirishima from Mha after working with Fatgum)

Jay used to hide his freckles with concealer, people thought it was acne, and not freckles because his parents didn't have freckles and he got called Pizza face for it (Lowkey projecting this one onto Jay)

After Zane found out he was a robot, when he's asleep the robotic markings he has glow a little when he's asleep (this falls under my last headcanon)

Lloyd scratches when he's nervous. Like. **Badly**. It's normally easy to manage when he's wearing his gear. But sometimes when he's having one of those "3 am can't sleep and just remembered something traumatizing nights", Lloyd's scratches get really ugly and he doesn't stop until he starts bleeding. Sometimes he'll even do it in his sleep and not realize it and wake up with bloody hands, arms, feet, and sometimes his neck too if he or someone else doesn't check him.

Pixal will randomly hold Zane's hand just to feel a little more at peace. She spent so much time in Zane's head that the closeness she had feels a little lost with her having a physical body again. Zane doesn't mind this at all and just sees it as her being excited (even if He doesn't know what it is, he enjoys the gesture very much >/////<)

After so long, and so many scary battles/events sometimes when the ninja is having a nightmare or is scared to sleep alone in the dark, they'll go to Zane's bedroom and sleep in his room because the soft glowing from his body eases their and gives them comfort. (Especially after losing each other so many times)

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THE NINJAGO NINJAS IN MY STYLE!

+ my Head canons

Jay/Rouge is the whitest of them all, The gang says he's their favorite white boy and they make jokes about it.

Kai and Nya are Chinese and both used to he slightly tan, but when Kai unlocked his Elemental powers he started getting really tan, then after Nya turned into the ocean her Tanness faded so unless she's standing next to Jay people dont notice the tan

Kai also has a ton of burn marks on his body, not just from his Elemental but from his blacksmithing days (Hence why Nya says hes the worst blacksmith there ever was)

Lloyd is Half Japanese half Chinese, Japanese on Garmadones side, Chinese on Misakos's. When he was possessed by Morror he ended up gaining Morror's markings and the green streak. He has pointy ears and a snagged tooth (So does Kai and they make face chomps at each other)

I don't fully know what Race Zane would be, it would be what Dr.Julien would be BUT HE AIN'T WHITE! NOT MY NINDROID! (/Silly) But he does make heart eyes at Pixal to get a flushed reaction out of her (even though Robots don't blush lol)

Again, Idk what ethnicity Cole is, BUT'S NOT WHITE! He's tan to dark skin, (I'm gonna yoink my mutual headcanon if my brain doesnt work with me on it)

Everyone with Elementals has a very specific scar that's from their Elemental and it's caused/grows when they overuse their powers.

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Pixal does not GAF about Spin-harmony dating!

Pixal and Zane are obviously in a relationship however she does not care that Zane is dating the others because it not only lets her work on tech stuff when Zane wants to go out on dates and such *but* also trusts the ninja with keeping him happy when she's busy. Of course, she loves spending time with Zane *but* She also knows those boys are attention whores when it comes to Zane.

Kai: Hey Pix! Zane wants to go out! Mind if I take him or do you wanna?

Pixal: I can't at the moment, Nya needs me here to work on the bounty.

Kai: Alrighty!...Can I have him all nigh-

Pixal: if hes not back by 10 your ass is grass and im gonna Mow it.

I am completely normal about this...

And totally not projecting my Poly pride onto the ninja <3

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DRUNK NINJAGO HEADCANONS!!!

With art >:]

Kai is a heavy drinker and it takes him a while to get drunk. He'll drink anything except for Vodka due to how it makes him (which is sad and emotional but he's not letting anyone see him like that again)

Cole is sorta normal with alcohol, However, he hates Beer, carbonated Alcoholic drinks, and anything that's not sweet.

Nya is a heavy wine drinker, Sure she'll take shots and such but wine is her go too.

Pixal and Zane do not drink, and are always confiscating phoned or devices that have access to social media.

Lloyd will accidentally eat too many edible brownies not knowing they're edibles. And he's also a lightweight, but he handles it better then Jay.

Jay/Rogue is a lightweight but he's extremely clingy and kinda acts like how he did in season 9 of Ninjago.

Arin, Sora, Frak, and Wyldfyre are not drinking and are just eating pizza with Mr.frohicky watching over them and making sure the adults do not bother the kids

And just bc, Kai 100% is making out with someone. (Character in Question is my Oc Kei 😁)

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I was introduced to Garmadone x Vinny Folson and now I can't get them out of my head...

old men yaoi...O/////O

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When your a hater but gangs in a relationship so you just gotta Sybau

Nico belongs to @oppositemangos <3333

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Previously on Ninjago. "Kei was taken by the Legion of Khaos! We have to get him back". "Kai your anger isn't helping!". "If you won't join us willingly...We'll have other ways to make it happen". "Kei is important to me! I will do anything to save him!". "Even being rejected.."

[S1] Ep 19: Even Nightmares are based on Reality.