Jul 12
human band au in which connor is a huge fan of jericho and begs hank to take him to their concert. hank is resistant at first (“connor im not going to a fuckin concert where everyones gonna be jumping around. im too fuckin old”) but ends up having a nice time! also lead singer markus throws a signed shirt into the crowd and it hits connors face
alternatively, jericho is a heavy metal group that hank wants to go see, bringing connor along.
either way he gets a shirt to the face
#shitpost of sorts#lynx speaks#hank#connor#markus mention#yippie#rklynx#rk1k alternative where connor neither likes or dislikes jericho (bc he has no clue who they are) but meets markus and bonds with him#whole time markus thinks connors a fan until he plays one of jerichos songs and connors like huh. whos this by?#and markus is shocked bc hes been willing himself to not be romantically involved with a fan#but connor isnt a fan#dundundunnnnnnn#north would be in a relationship with kara dont ask questions#and luther is in a relationship with kara too#polyamory in this au god bless#alice went from having no parents to three#she thinks it’s so cool#simon and josh would touch lips on the downlow#hank would#well in this au since its rk1k who knows what he would do#i think hed be a single dad#coles alive btw#yeah thats right fuck coles death ummm we can replace that trauma with#uh#like#a fish dying#super troubling for hank#pls save the fish#lynxs band au