#hannacacti

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i want a book where the main character is supposed to go on this big life changing quest but the narrator just keeps giving him unnecessarily complex riddles so he doesn't understand shit half of the time and ends up solving his problems in the most awkward way possible.

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do yall ever crave foods that you don't like???

i hate olives but I like the concept of them?? sometimes i just want some olives and then remember they taste like dirty water.

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dnp games said gay rights and I feel vulnerable

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i put this iconic moment on a mug and it's easily the best thing in my house.

(don't sue me please.)

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sponsored by my gc.

those fuckers are crazy

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are you seeing this??

look at my fucking son he's so precious.

we must protect him.

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I didn't like the stats on his video so I fixed them :)

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so I fell in love with this frame and needed it on a shirt.

from Phil's new video! @amazingphil