Five things that made me laugh recently, also asked by hannahmcdumbbutt:
My mom thinks that "rock, paper, scissors, shoot" means you get four options in the game and one of them is a gun. "I don't get it," she said. "Why would anyone pick paper?"
My coworker told the office today that in twenty years, cows will no longer exist.
I accidentally listed myself as the beneficiary for my 401k.
I remembered that gif of 1D minus Niall pretending to jump into a pool so that Niall would jump in all alone and then everyone laughed at him including me and I still am, right now again and sometimes on the bus alone.
I asked Hannah for her "five closet cosplays" and neither of us knew what it meant so she told me which closets she'd like to be, including whichever held all of Louis's trousers.