Hello! I'm so glad your back uou had me worried for a second! I do have a question what are the Hannibals hobbies?! If you don't wanna do this it's perfectly fine. Just know I'm happy yout back!
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The moment anyone asks him about his hobbies, Kevin’s eyes lit up.
“Oh oh oh! You are in for a treat! Come with me!” He drags you to his room and proceeds to show your EVERYTHING. Kevin is an art fanatic. He loves art. He loves painting, sculpting, drawing, doing mosaics, birdwatching…You name it. He doesn’t have one passion. He has so many of them that it is hard to keep track of all of them. 😂
Morgan loves makeup. He loves to wear it and use it to catch prey. He loves putting on a disguise and change personalities on a daily basis. It is like a fun game to him.
“It’s funny. Keeps me occupied.”
He also loves to take walks in the forest sometimes.
He always wanted to become a doctor. So he worked hard to reach that goal. He loves music as well. Classic. A passion that he got from his father.
“I love whatever you are into.”
Boy’s got no other interest than finding a person to love him. He is obsessed with love-related things. His favourite day in the year is Valentines’ day. He wants chocolate, flowers and kisses. Maybe one interest that’s truly his are turtles. He loves turtles. He thinks they are fascinating and has a collection of theme-related objects.
Writing and reading. You would think Hannibal Jr. would maybe stop after a while. But no. He is already very knowledgeable but…he knows knowledge is power. He wouldn’t be caught slacking or be disinterested in anything book-related. Everything can be used in the right context. He knows that. This is why he even sometimes asks for book recommendations from the kids.
Good food and good wine.
Self-explanatory.
Also, games. He is a big fan of games. Organises game nights with the family.
Grant is happy with very little. He is content with a roof over his head and doing bird houses on his own. Coffee and sales at the local supermarket are his two weaknesses. Also, the kids. He loves Kevin, Morgan and Peter. He never had children and never met a woman who wanted him so…kinda adopted them.
“Hey, kids! Found some tomato sauce half price for two! Great deal.”
Hiii Charlie, so I fun fact had a dream about Kevin Hannibal and I woke up and thought of your blog. So maybe a Hannibal family story where Kevin’s partner keeps him from getting arrested by diverting police attention. Also very random but you should listen to the song damned by Miguel and drink water and eat while you do it. Much love ❤️
To be Kevin's special someone took a certain amount of skills. You had to be patient, crazy, open-minded and creative.
When Kevin found all these qualities in you?
He knew you were the one.
But it became even clearer when he realized just how far you would go to protect him and his family...
One day when him and his family were hunting in the woods :
Someone had called the police. One of the people they were hunting no doubt. Shit.
Peter was supposed to check they no longer had their phones on them before the big hunt.
Kevin stood perfectly still with his shirt reached in blood.
The whole family was taken aback. They had already killed all the preys but hadn't yet disposed of the bodies and had blood on them. They were also far away from the manor and the police would no doubt find them before they could make it back.
Morgan sighed before wiping the blood of his face with a handkerchief, "Well...that's inconvenient."
Peter had already started panicking. "We're all going to prison!"
Hannibal Sr. simply adjusted his cuffs. "Peter. Compose yourself."
Hannibal Jr. calmly glanced towards the noise of police cars. "Let us review the options."
Before any of them could stop you, you ran.
Moments later, an ear-splitting scream echoed through the woods. “HELP!”
The first police officers burst through the trees towards the sound. They found you stumbling into the path, clothes torn by branches, dirt covering your face, breathing as though you had been running for miles.
One officer caught you before you collapsed.“Easy! What happened?”
You looked over your shoulder with wide, terrified eyes. “They’re after me!”
“Who’s after you?”
You were about to answer, but then started laughing instead. “Wow. Nice costumes. Love the whole police force thing. Amazing work.”
The officers blinked. “…what?”
You pretended to be the one surprised: “What what? Aren’t you the actors Jerry hired to play the police? We’re shooting a survival movie!”
One officer frowned. “You’re shooting a movie on this property?”
You nodded with a grin. “Yeah! The Hannibal’s are in on it as well! They’re playing the murderers and chase me through the woods! They should come running right about now.”
Behind the bushes, Morgan pressed a fist against his mouth to hide a laugh as he saw how you were easily playing the policemen.
The officers looked uncertain. “Where are the others?”
You pointed confidently in the opposite direction from the Hannibal family. “We’re shooting over there. I could introduce you to our movie director?”
Without another word, several officers took off through the forest toward the direction you had indicated. The remaining officers stayed with you, trying to piece together the increasingly bizarre story. “So…you’re an actor?”
You grinned widely. “Yeah. Why? Did you have complains?”
They didn’t answer you, they only looked down at the blood on your shirt and asked: “And the blood is fake?”
You chuckled. “Yeah. Amazing, isn’t it? My boyfriend Kevin does it homemade. You should definitely come by the manor to see his work!"
Back in the clearing, Hannibal Jr. watched the officers closely and smirked. “They’re buying it.”
Morgan smiled and nodded in agreement. “Remarkable.”
Kevin laughed under his breath. “They’re actually believing them.”
“They’re believing the confusion,” Hannibal Jr. corrected. “When people are presented with enough absurd details, they often stop looking for more plausible explanations.”
Hannibal Sr. glanced at Kevin. “Your partner possesses excellent instincts.”
Kevin smiled softly as he watched you continue spinning an increasingly impossible tale with complete conviction. “I know.”
Hannibal Sr. nodded and smirked as he saw policemen coming their way. “Kevin. Peter. You know what to do. We should welcome them.”
Kevin and Peter looked at each other and nodded before taking out their phones to pretend they were filming the entire time.
…
Later that evening, safely back at the manor, Kevin wrapped his arms around you the moment you stepped through the front door.“I LOVE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE MADHOUSE!”
You smiled into his shoulder. “Me too.”
Morgan laughed from the sitting room.
“Given another ten minutes, I believe you would have convinced them they were actual extras in the film.”
Hannibal Jr. looked at you over the rim of his teacup. “I underestimated your improvisational abilities.”
Hannibal Sr. offered a quiet smile. “You protected this family today. Thank you.”
Kevin simply laughed, kissed you passionately and held you a little tighter, thankful that he had found the one person in the world who was just patient enough, just creative enough, and just crazy enough to love him.
What MBTI are the hannibal family? (No rush just genuinely curious!)
ESTJ : Morgan
Charismatic leader with a smile that could easily be called a trap. Yeah. That man could convince you to worship him. He calls attention wherever he goes. Values order and plans. Wants to learn about everything and loves travelling.
His flaw? He is one bossy bitch.
ENFP : Kevin
Creative and full of ideas and new projects. Cannot sit still for a second. Has to do something with his hands or he’ll go mad. Mad genius in his lost moments.
His flaw? So many things go through his head that he sometimes gets lost and will forget the most important.
INFP : Peter
Compassionate when he wants to, idealistic when it comes to love and values family and loyalty more than anyone else. Peter thinks with his heart—that’s what makes him so special…but also dangerous.
ENTP : Hannibal Jr.
Smart. Sooo smart. Loves books and will never stop observing everything around him. Understands more than he shows.
His flaw? He is so distrustful of everyone else that he will probably never be able to genuinely trust someone.
ESTJ : Hannibal Sr.
He is very organised and thinks two steps ahead from everyone else. He knows what he is doing and can lead a family effectively.
His only flaw? His ego. Thinks he’s smarter than everyone else in the room.
