#happened today

[kiikoof]

If you are a MAN and u come to me to like vent or rant about your ex-girlfriend AND CALL THE EX A BITCH

Get out don't talk to me ever again MEN WHO INSULT WOMEN SUCKKKKKKKKK like I cannot fathom how deeply and disgustingly it feels to insult women AS A MAN bruh bro bro we are not friends anymore GET OUT OF MY FACEEEE don't chat to me

[grlstlker]

i get told i look younger than my actual age quite a bit and it does make me question whether or not my kids take me serious looooooool

[eversayswhat]

when they think im crying over something relevant to the conversation but i actually just thought about the end of the under the red hood movie

[stargayzingidiot]

Here’s the thing, whenever I have to make an important phone call, I’m always chanting ‘don’t pick up, don’t pick up, don’t pick up’ in my head as it’s ringing, but then when they actually don’t pick up I’m only allowed a tiny second of relief before I realize that I have to try calling again at another time

[h1jackz]

Based on real life events

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

*overexerts myself performing ridiculous physical feats* and THAT was without a healthy amount of food, water, or sleep! Just IMAGINE what I could do if I actually took care of myself! *starts coughing so hard I almost throw up*

[taesmj]

it's like he's begging to get fucked.. I'M LOSING MY MINDDD

[popatochsp]