#happens weekly

[adderall-jockey]

Everyone shut the fuck up I need some alone time in the vitamin aisle

[houndcheer]

  Nobody:   Absolutely Nobody:   Apep: walking straight into Onigashima, nobody question the small child-

[sizzywiz]

my cats see me work my ass off sweeping & vacuuming all their litter off the floor (i even vacuumed the stairs today!) and now that i’m done they one by one use the litter box and shake their litter paws everywhere fuck u

[chandeluring]

next old person to tell me I look like a teenager gets a very sincere “thank you, so do you”

[glowingwillow]

My talents include crying in front of teachers

[zarryandtea]

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