aphrodite’s favorite son

jake 28 he/they

[nyaa]

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[hustlerose]

is this like sending email?

[hustlerose]

[3000s]

[giftofgabber]

Could basically eat Baubles / Chrismas ornaments for every meal

[segamascott]

[qelflinq]

You are very funny id like to protect you

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[slopforhogs]

Sulawesi warty pig (Sus celebensis)

Captured by Muhammad Hafizh Arya Kumala, CC BY-NC 4.0

(x)

[nobrashfestivity]

Camillo Golgi and Santiago Ramón y Cajal

Early Illustrations of the Nervous System late 1800s

[adonischildsupportcase]

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[thesensitivepervert]

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

[antlord325]

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

[thesensitivepervert]

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

[batavias]

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[7dmom]

Sorry we don't talk any more. You said something 24 months And 17 days ago around noon when cancer was in the sky that implied the evil in your heart. I could have fixed you but I didn't because low key I don't need that megative energy in my life anymore. The evil is still in you btw.