okay what the fcuk this is one of the best uses of bodymod accents i’ve seen gotdamn. also i’m just into taurs as a concept and even if that’s not meant to be her look i adore it
what an absolute snack in a literal sense, she looks like sherbert or mochi or smth and i adore it. youre making me like all kinda stuff out of my usual zone and that’s hella rad. her concept is also great, praise the concept of being babby.
OKAY back to my comfort zone lol this lad is so dapper and earnest looking, helps that he’s got one of my favorite color/gene combos of all time. he feels like a merchant or a bartender and i would absolutely purchase his wares without question
i fucking love layering tricks! i fucking love invisibility cloaks! i FUCKING LOVE GAY BIRD DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hoooo boy what a good green man we’re gonna finish on!! very flawless use of cool capsule colors, especially on male SDs bc they have the best wacky capsule effects. plus matching toxin accent colors????? mmmmm yummy
Extra Huge Lair Lovin’ Special Edition: The Breezebreak Resort!
@duskthicketbonepicker
I’ve always loved Aria but I hadn’t checked out her lore recently and ;-; CHILDE I LOVE YOU AND WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU HNGH. I hope she’s making tons of friends at the Resort bc she’s beautiful and special and deserves it <3
surfer birb!! He looks like a such a Dude but i say that with love because surfer lingo is honestly fantastic and he looks fun to hang out with. I wonder what Caius and Dock think of the new beach boy...
i know i do him in, like, every single review ever, but I CAN’T HELP IT HE IS FLAWLESS AAAAAH. his colors are so nicely balanced, his accent is gorgeous, and i love his background to death. Very Excellent Man, 100000/10
another repeat but I need to remind everyone that Rug is the BEST FREAKING BOY and the most valid puppy in the entire universe. No i’m not biased bc i used to do archaeology what are you talking about?? but real talk i don’t need bias to love him he’s such a sweetie
and more so a sweetie with his friend Fatalis!!! she’s such a cool lore concept really, and her art is so good i’m gonna put it here:
i want to see all the fluffy stories about Rug and Fatalis getting to know and trust each other, him helping her get used to the world while she teaches him about what she can remember and just....HNGHGHNG GOOD FOSSIL GIRL RIGHT HERE
w o w i love his dressup so much!! like, you’d think it should feel busy or something but no! it really all works together and you also know i have big big love for cool headpiece layering. also he gives off Amonkhet vibes which is another thing i’m a huge fan of. i wonder why he’s at the resort rn. because sunny?
ahsddjf now i’m just picturing him standing on the beach, ignoring the crowd of dragons all looking at him kinda weirdly, just glaring ominously at the sun
who IS SHE?? (beautiful that’s what. speckle is a super valid gene) I mean my first thought is that she feels kinda like a spiritual figure or smth. maybe she helps provide outlets to the different deities to resort guests and stuff. but she also looks juuust a little ominous? there’s probably somethin else going on with her, or she just likes pretty tattoos. Both? both is good.
H..HIS LITTLE SNAKE FRIEND PEEPING OUTTA THE BANDANAAAAAAAA
i want to protect this beautiful bee boy with my life, he has steve irwin vibes, but even softer and sunnier and that’s just so good for my heart and soul <3
MMMMMELON!! she’s such a tasty girl in multiple ways <3 I really really want to try to make that drink recipe someday, it sounds super tasty bc I happen to love watermelon. also marz speaks to me on a deep and personal level
I DESIRE! MORE BIRB CONTENT!!! swampthing is so utterly beautiful and so are all the other gryphons. i wanna see how/if they interact w/ the resort staff and patrons. there will probably be silly bird yelling and that will all be worth it
YEAHHH BUOYYYYY Dock the Jock is so pretty i would totally fake-drown so he could rescue me not gonna lie here.
daily reminder that in! this! house! we! respect! and! care for! Ylva! i want to see the day when she’s fully recovered <3
we also super care for Zanthe, one of the softest childrens I’ve ever seen good lordy. she and ylva are so good for each other, and that hairbrushy pic you made of her is so, so nice! like, i love how you make your dragons feel alive as characters
i feel like i say this about everyone but honestly Jargon is such a sweetie and i love his new look so much, what a beautiful language lizard
can i P L E A S E get to cuddle Angelo in real life???? i know we all have days where we just need a soft tundra hug and he would be perfect for it. if you need more drabble inspiration really you can’t go wrong with Angelo x Literally Anyone doing some kind of fluffy comforting
Jaya is just Peak Lesbian Guardian Wife Material, i don’t make the rules i just enforce them and heap praise on her like she deserves.
KISSU KISSU FALL IN LOVE!!! i stan these girlfriends so much that’s really all i can say <3
I’m pretty sure if I don’t feature Lady Soot she will appear in my house and shank me in the kidneys. she’s gotta be one of the most expensive dragons i’ve ever seen and I absolutely worship her for that <3
and we finish off with ONE! SUPER! VALID! NOODLE!!! i love the new eyes, they’re basically perfect for you. Also someday i want to write/draw Kiz/Vhyx meta-dragon shenanigans once i get my shit together. it’ll happen someday lol.
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME ONCE AGAIN HEAP PRAISES ON YOUR LAIR KIZZY!!!!!!!!! it really is fun and as a fellow G1 hell denizen i have super respect for your commitment and investment into all these pretties! and your lore is so freaking good, like, i want to go to Breezebreak irl and just live there. like, turn me into a bogsneak and let me spend my life basking on a beach rock and drinking tasty fruit drinks mmmmmmm
little BABEY wow i appreciate him, he caught my eye right awayyy. also his gijinka reminds me of izuku midoriya which is a super compliment. good little childe.
one pirate boy, although minor shame points for giving him a cool hammer and then HIDING IT. i miss my forgetools...
Name is Blood, doesn’t have any visible blood colors. What a damn rebel, i love this boy who don’t need your rules, man. also a relatable bio: “Want to wildclaw but like, wildclaw scrolls.” and god as a G1 collector i can affirm that’s the fucking mood.
I have a weird enjoyment of cream poison, despite its Purbleness. Also i love a good archaeology derg. Absolutely superb you bright little dirt boy.
i didn’t even have to read his bio to guess that he was a dork dad. but he’s a dork dad with cool eyes and a contingent of frog frens which is the absolute best kind. even tho he’s covered in green goop.
seriously fam i try not to do repeats but i just want to yell about the same ten dragons sometimes
MOTHMAN! you’re a moth who’s a man, i said MOTHMAN! you’re a man who’s a moth! you’re a CUTIE! with a cat on your arm, as you flap! towards! floating candles!
fucking superb you funky little retro noodle. he also feels like he makes the laminated-paper-wobbling sound
more! moth!!!! honestly moths are great fuzzy friends and i am totally down w/ their being a popular aesthetic. also basic is a great gene you guys are just mean.
see uhhhhhh i don’t normally get the dragons with human faces thing but you make em so good also i’m just a slut for extra arms so. work it babey.
Daily reminder that Trach has the first literal tea fandragon i’ve ever seen lmao i love him tho. bls don’t spill the good soft snake tho.
now time for the bonus round of SHAMING DRAGONS FOR THE CRIME OF NOT BEING IN MY LAIR THIS INSTANT
so i had to stop myself at 15 bc that’ll make it a really long post although rest assured i love the rest of them too. if you want me to do more i can tack on a bonus Shame Vortex review although i don’t know if i can bring myself to throw shade at your aesthetic bc it’s flawless
BEACH BOY!!!!! god i love that accent series, and he wears that apparel so well. I even like his pink and purble, and you know that’s high praise from me. maybe i’m extra high on beach aesthetic bc i just got back from my honeymoon but tbh id love him all year round
LIONFISH GIRL LIONFISH GIRL! SHE SHARP! I love all her lil jewels tho, they pop so nicely. and mmm cantaloupe pintrail is amazing. one of my fave spassow accents in action
i want to eat him up but tbh he’d probably eat me first?? but seriously idk which i love more his art or his dragon form they’re both amazing, such tastey mesoamerican goodness
i love his lore!!!! what a good archaeology boy and i also am an absolute sucker for the bird items in weird places aka on snoots
jadklga;kfgah;krh;gajng;jfdgn GREAT ACCENT, FLAWLESS COLORS, PERFECT CHOICE OF APPARELS AND FRIENDS, ABSOLUTE 100000/10
wow what a gross eel boy i love eel boys so much!!! and i love what the headdress does to his big ol spooky mouth too!! and tarnish!!! mmmm. also i love this accent bc i just imagine a regular chunky bog flopping around with no back legs like the unholy lovechild of a seal and a monitor lizard and i just cackle inside
ok but?? this guy??? makes firefly so valid???? and his accent ties the GG apparel with the autumn stuff together so well it aint even funny
I have to be proud of my daughter just bc 1) i love what u did to her genes and 2) i love her everything else too and 3) i love her name thank u for the theming <3 she looks like she’d cut you not with her claws but her flawless looks
THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL GOD BLESS AUTOPILOT YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER. AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING HIM A COWBOYSAURUS REX THAT MAKES ME EVEN HAPPIER
I know i’ve gushed about her before but she’s just 1000000% windforge aesthetic approved. like....celebration sage apparel? check. fire? check. turquoise? check. big teefs? huge check. scales??? additional check. bonus round: runes? YELL HEAH
Another kid i know i’ve yelled about already but he’s Too Good this is Not Allowed i want to order things from your clan just so he can deliver them to me and i can see his beautiful fluffy goldslab raptor face
this skincent is??? SO COOL!!! i bet he’d rock sanddune rags. 10/10 would probably trust in a forest
AHSDGAURHGAKJDGHAKJDFGHALDURGHAKJDRGHAKRJGAK
i know you paid me far too much money to get keysmashes but I DIDN’T THINK ANY COPIES OF THIS ACCENT WERE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! and it’s on a HECKIN COOL DRAGON
real talk tho if u ever go crazy and want to sell that u come to me friendo. i have the other color version already so. wheee.
what an excellent succulent pupper and i’m happy to end the review with him
ooh ice lair already, buuurh i am a loud LIZARD lizards do not like the COLDS!!!
@bladeobrona
ok so this guy’s lore is super neat!!! and i like that he’s got a sort of shadow/fire hybrid aesthetic which you really don’t see and that’s neato too. also awww “rock fish” i cry
hey guess what i love and respect all bogsneks so Shay i love u too <3 also mmm spruce poison is really nice to look at and she has a Good Tert!!
OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BYYY THE HAND--well close enough. the mane is absolutely perfect on her and w/ the accent she looks like some kinda coastal harpy and that’s hella rad
yall be hating on smirch but between his accent coverage i think that’s a really neat effect??? like i didn’t think he was an obs dragon at first well done
honestly i just love faes with swords bc to just about anything else in sornieth they’re just like *poke poke* “oh were u trying to hit me with a needle that’s nice” but you go glen coco tiny sword fae you stab the haters in their special eyes or idk their ankles maybe
