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(submitted by happygamingbubbleswithmemes)
Even better: I have a google docs with the entire bee movie script, double spaced, the world's longest word (which took my 107 pages to like 300+), and a couple more super long words. I plan to use this to crash all of Google's systems, forcing the engine to go down while they figure out what the fuck happened >:)
Chaotic Neutral
So my central air unit is a toss-up, so I was like "huh, wonder what would happen iiiifffff..." And then I remembered that your Marvin overheats fairly easily, sooooo... broken central air & heat unit with the ||mystery|| gang, in the asscrack-after-taco bell heat of summer? (Yes. I hate summer. Spring too, but /summer/. Texas is still a great state to go too tho)
The fans couldn’t circulate the air fast enough nor could Marvin’s pores produce enough sweat. He was hunched over on the couch in a tank top and boxers with his pounding head cradled in his hands. Every muscle ached and cramped.
“Bro, you need to keep drinking,” Chase pleaded, smearing a hand across his own beading forehead. “Electrolytes, hydration, all that. Are you nauseous?”
“Perhaps we ought to pay a visit to the hospital,” Jameson suggested worriedly. “If only for the fact that they’re supplied with proper cooling systems.”
Jackie angst time! How abiut some bad concussions || or cracked skull || ?
Everything hurt, he wanted to hurl so bad. But… where was he? His head started pounding, God everything hurt. Everything felt so heavy. A faint voice reached him, it was calling for him— no, yelling at him. It sounded so familiar, so desperate…
“Jackie… J-Jackie, please respond!” The voice cried oh pleadingly, his voice, his brother.
He coughed, the bitter taste of copper making him gag but nonetheless he stood up. Jackie shook his pounding head in a attempt to ignore the dizziness.
“W-What? I thought you hit him hard enough to kill him!” The masked man growled angrily to the other, and yet his voice had a hint of panic.
“Jackie—“ Chase sobbed in relief but was soon cut off by the man holding him hostage, pressing the barrel against his temple.
Jackie wobbled as he tried to regain balance and that fact that he flashed a grin to the men in front of him sent a chill down their spine.
“Gentlemen, we all know a simple bash to the head can’t stop me.” He said in a low voice, wiping the blood with the back of his hand to then close it in a fist.
The warmth of his power flowed through him, his eyes glowing a neon blue as he stood tall.
“I’m going to say this once. Unhand my brother, now, unless you are looking to get hurt tonight.
Why do you just have an ultra-violet light lying around.? I'm? Concerned. Also? Confused. Hotel? Trivago.
I was really into mysteries and stuff while watching Gravity Falls. Is that such a crime?
Anyway, let's see what we got. Ready, Sam?
Alright, lets take a peek.
It's kinda hard to make out on camera...
On the side it says "It will be okay." And on another side it says "I love you lil, buddy -JBM." And all around the top edge is lil hearts.. Looks like some last comforting words to Sam.
Oh, on the bottom of the box it says...
And.. "BEWARE"
Uh..
Let's check the papers
Oh geez okay hang on- let me type it out as I go:
If you are reading this, thank you for watching Sam.
I know I probably put you in danger, and this IS a dangerous situation, but please listen. I can't take care of Sam anymore. At least, for now.
HE is coming.
If you know who I mean then you know how serious this is.
You have to leave. You have to find someplace to go. I know its crazy, but he will stop at nothing to get him.
When I saw you wearing the PMA merch I knew he would be safe with you.
The community is like family. And family watch out for each other.
Thank you. -JBM
That... is a lot to process...
There's one more paper-
It says... "GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN"
Sam...
I think we might be a bit over our heads here.
To be continued...
ɔᴉɟ ɹǝʇʇᴉʍ⊥ lǝʌɹɐꟽ ɹnoʎ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ noʎ punoɟ I
oh thank god you didnt find me hiding in your walls
Excuse me while I lurk here for more fanfiction (preferrably Mike and Jeremy's father-son relationship)-
Feel free to lurk! I love writing about their father-son relationship x3
Are you also totallycorrectfnafquotes?
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