#haps dnd

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Blake’s butt is always touched

Winne falls into the lava, she grabs the first thing she sees, she grabs blake's butt

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I'm a fucking dwarf, do I look like an acrobatic?

Our dwarf cleric says after he failed his balance check and falls into lava and loses his beard again.

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Are you goat man? Motherfucker.

Juba’s character says as he questions a npc. 

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Now it's double the red!!

Balthazar, the barbarian, says as Sigarek, the other barbarian, kills a red bird who becomes extremely bloody