Spiderlight characters as things my friends have said
Nth: My brain is like a cheetah. My body is like a sloth in peanut butter.
Dion: Basically, the point here is everyone is either incompetent or unable to connect.
Cyrene: Anyone that shoots me in the butt better run like hell when I turn around.
Penthos: Not diurnal, not nocturnal, eternal!
Harathes: It's amazing how many people would like to see him suffer, including myself.
Leif: I remember listening to Sheila ki Jawani when I was six. That's when I knew I was a boss bitch.









