Spiderlight Nonsense

My nonsense for the book no one has read, Spiderlight. I'm Harper, your humble meme dealer.

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Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

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Spiderlight characters as more things my friends have said

Nth: You can put up with a lot as long as you know it's gonna end

Dion: She's like goth Jesus

Cyrene: People are so fascinated with seagulls, it's disgusting

Penthos: The moon is bright and the frogs are croaking

Harathes: If you have any issues call someone else

Leif: He's the most productive clown I could ask for

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Happy book club day to those who celebrate

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Spiderlight characters as things my friends have said

Nth: My brain is like a cheetah. My body is like a sloth in peanut butter.

Dion: Basically, the point here is everyone is either incompetent or unable to connect.

Cyrene: Anyone that shoots me in the butt better run like hell when I turn around.

Penthos: Not diurnal, not nocturnal, eternal!

Harathes: It's amazing how many people would like to see him suffer, including myself.

Leif: I remember listening to Sheila ki Jawani when I was six. That's when I knew I was a boss bitch.

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Harathes:

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Nth - Spiderlight

Did some sketches tonight trying to imagine nth from Adrien Tchaikovsky’s Spiderlight . (It’s a banger of a book that deserves more hype)

Creation notes

- from nth’s initial description, I believe he has two large main eyes, two little forehead eyes, and maybe some other little eyes thrown in

- his mouth should have two extra long needle fangs (with slots in lower jaw). — I wound up doing one (middle) version of him where he had human skin flap analogs for spider mouth parts, which turned out interesting, but isn’t technically cannon 🥲

- nth lying down in bed on the morning before fighting the demon lord: Cyrene describes his back as being leanly muscled, but all the muscles being in slightly the wrong place for a human anatomy. I wound up using a greyhound as reference, but it turned out a little janky.

@nth-deserved-better I hope you, as the only other active member of this fandom I know of, enjoy this fanart

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EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW

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[nth-deserved-better]

Its tragic that Spiderlight doesn't have many memes That said, you think Harathes ever got better after the book's events? A part of me hopes he chilled out, but another part of me assumes he made a podcast to complain about getting rejected

i think that when he tells people the story of the events of the book, the whole killing god thing is only a side note in his tragic rejection story about how all women are harpies. but i hope i'm wrong and he's chill.

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I always forget this blog exists until I randomly get a bunch of notifications when someone reads Spiderlight, looks it up here, and likes all my posts bc I’m the only Spiderlight blog on this site.

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Dion @ the high priest in the holy city

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You're my hero

Thanks bro!! :D

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I don't have a Tumblr, but I found this blog after looking for fans of Spiderlight and... I love it. Such an underrated book.

Right? My friend introduced it to me and got me obsessed, but the fandom is criminally small. I figured every good book needs a meme dealer. I’m glad you found me, I hope you keep enjoying the blog! :D

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Spiderlight characters as The Good Place quotes:

Nth:

Penthos:

Cyrene:

Dion:

Leif:

Harathes:

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Nth: I’ve never been on a Guy’s Night Out before. Was that last bit supposed to happen?

Leif: What bit was that?

Nth: The bit where the bar was set on fire.

Leif: Not usually.

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Spiderlight characters as random stuff on my computer:

Dion:

Nth:

Leif:

Harathes:

Cyrene:

Penthos:

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Leif and Nth (left to right):

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Leif: