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the amateur philosopher's 42 day challenge
9. Why do you think eyebrows exist?
--wha--jus--THIS ISN'T DEEP THOUGHT (lol Hitchhiker's Guide) I thought this challenge would be fun at first but it's actually really dumb. But eyebrows exist to keep sweat, dirt, water, and other irritants out of our eyes.
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8. Write a six-word fortune cookie.
Pity won't help you; action will.
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Write a very vivid description of what is/would have been your most perfect way to lose your virginity. What is your exact definition of ‘losing your virginity’? Also: will you/would you have liked to save your virginity for marriage? Why or why not?
I am a virgin. But, I'm afraid I can't write a vivid description on the perfect way to lose it, because I don't believe in one. I think that the perfect way to lose your virginity is to do so with someone you truly love and loves you in return. The details beyond that don't matter, and whether or not you end up staying together forever doesn't matter as long as you end things on good terms. Whether you have sex in the back of a decade-old car in your parents' driveway, or in a fancy hotel with rose petals everywhere and candles in the moonlight doesn't matter. Whether you end up staying together for another month or for the rest of your lives doesn't matter. As long as it was with someone who you shared a truly loving bond with, it was perfect. As long as it was with someone you didn't regret being with it was perfect, and you would rarely regret being with someone you were mutually in love with.
My definition of losing one's virginity is being completely naked together and pleasuring each other's genitalia. Oral sex on breasts doesn't count, but oral sex on genitalia does, as long as you're completely naked together. Fingering counts just as much as sexual intercourse, as does anal sex. Once you've shown your whole self to someone and they give you an orgasm, your virginity is gone.
I won't save my virginity for marriage. I don't believe in that traditional stuff. If I'm in love, I'll do it. And I'm not religious, so I know there's no hell I'd be going to for having sex before marriage anyway.
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6. If swear words were not things like “shit” and “fuck” what would they be otherwise?
What? I honestly don't get this. I'm not some trashy sailor, but I cuss. And I don't give a damn if somebody doesn't like that. I won't do it when I'm talking to people I need to be dignified and extra polite with, but otherwise, they'll come out, and I don't care. If they weren't words like "shit" and "fuck", I guess they'd be...like, sexual words. Like "MOTHER VAGINA!" or "BULLPENIS!" or "DUMBSEXUALINTERCOURSE"--okay so that one doesn;t work. But yeah...okay I'm done.
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5. Write about a really good or creative Tumblr URL that you see frequently on your dashboard.
Uhm...I can't really think of one. I mean, I know some creative ones that haven't been updated in quite a while, but none that are. Like, the blog AskDonPaolo is hilarious, He's an antagonist from Professor Layton. And ThingsJustinTimberlakeDoes makes me laugh. It's pictures of JT with funny captions. SO yeah.
the amateur philosopher's 42 day challenge
4. What would the cover of your biography (presumably written by somebody else who never knew you, postmortem) look like?
Uhm, what an odd question. The cover would be pink and orange, because those are my two favorite colors, although that doesn't sound "philosophical", does it? Okay, then make it rainbow, with some pink hearts around. That's a tad more personal I suppose? And put a cute bear on there. I love bears. Okay, I'm done with this one.
3. Is happiness a delusion? Is happiness only real when shared? Why or why not?
Happiness is not a delusion. I think that's a dumb philosophy. Happiness is a real feeling, and you know it when you truly feel it. It isn't kidding yourself, it's no "delusion", it's simply happiness. If you think happiness is a delusion, you'd have to think that sadness is too, and that's some bullshit. A person can try and convince themselves that they're happy when they're not, and that is lying to themselves. But real happiness exists. It never lasts, but it exists.
Happiness can be real without being shared. I get lonely easily, so I am happiest with friends, but real happiness can come from anything, even when alone.
the amateur philosopher's 42 day challenge
2. The world is ending, and you can save one group of five people: who would be the five people that you save?
I thought a lot about this. It's an extremely hard decision to make. And there are so many factors. Should I take my parents? I love them so much. But, they've lived a long enough life. Should I bring my best friends? Should I bring people that can be used to repopulate the Earth?...nah, I don't think so. I have made my decision. I will bring:
My cousins Shannon and Lauren. They are not only family, but are like best friends to me. They will keep me company in the aftermath of the end of the world.
My brother. He is very intelligent and has so much going for him. He could really be a good help. He'd drive me crazy a bit, but he's funny too, and I love him.
...I actually can't think of two other people, now...is that strange?
Okay, my brother can bring his girlfriend. She is such a sweetheart, and very nice. And I'll bring Marina and the Diamonds. She is so sweet and kind and talented. She would keep u entertained and maybe I could make her a lesbian, and we could have sex?
...shit or should I just bring my mom. I DO love my mom.
Okay, I'll bring my mom instead of Marina. There's my 5.
Damn that was hard.
