#hare rambles

[mistbringer-hare]

Selkie au

For this, it's basically an au where Kokuma and Daku are selkies with their seal forms being a ringed and harbor seal, respectively. Since they’re selkies, they did have their pelts stolen at some point before attending Akademi:

-Daku had his pelt stolen years ago by a monster hunter until one day, the occult club was donated a box filled with stuff collected from monsters by a monster hunter, and Daku's pelt was of them (just keep in mind that the hunter that stoled his pelt isn't the same one as the one who gave the box to the occult club).

-Kokuma, on the other hand, had hers stolen by her own family member, preventing her from being able to go into the ocean (I would say that this happened quite recently before the events of this au take place).

(I have some more ideas for this au, but for now, this is what I have)

[harehollows]

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress

[mistbringer-hare]

I wonder if this is how it went with Kokuma explaining to Oka and the rest of the Occult club about how she immediately fainted and felt frail after she removed her choker until she put it back on and felt normal again.

This is what I'm talking about (I found this on WordPress for the June 1st 2025 update).

[harehollows]

all my haters become rotators in my hokey pokey of success

[harehollows]

🙄🙄🙄

[harehollows]

haha yeah this was great! we should talk again soon! byeee :) *steps away and immediately starts doing frantic mental math to determine whether or not i was annoying during that social interaction*

[harehollows]

when your neutral comment is misinterpreted as sassiness or giving an attitude and it’s like oh great now i have to go throw myself into traffic about it

[harehollows]

merry chrysler vine’s impact on modern day vernacular >>>