Selkie au
For this, it's basically an au where Kokuma and Daku are selkies with their seal forms being a ringed and harbor seal, respectively. Since they’re selkies, they did have their pelts stolen at some point before attending Akademi:

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Selkie au
For this, it's basically an au where Kokuma and Daku are selkies with their seal forms being a ringed and harbor seal, respectively. Since they’re selkies, they did have their pelts stolen at some point before attending Akademi:
modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress
I wonder if this is how it went with Kokuma explaining to Oka and the rest of the Occult club about how she immediately fainted and felt frail after she removed her choker until she put it back on and felt normal again.
This is what I'm talking about (I found this on WordPress for the June 1st 2025 update).
all my haters become rotators in my hokey pokey of success
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haha yeah this was great! we should talk again soon! byeee :) *steps away and immediately starts doing frantic mental math to determine whether or not i was annoying during that social interaction*
when your neutral comment is misinterpreted as sassiness or giving an attitude and it’s like oh great now i have to go throw myself into traffic about it
merry chrysler vine’s impact on modern day vernacular >>>