great googly moogly

call me hare! | they/them | mid-20s | about | doodles | tags | i fell into a putt putt place's pond when i was six and it ended up being a performative statement on how the rest of my life would go

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[sanctus-ingenium]

more perfect than i was

[parkchanwoohoo]

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

[foodandfriends]

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

[circus0shifter]

he is undercover or something like that

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[salogoo]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[manuciruja]

"it's not that deep bro"<-guy who refuses to examine personal biases and grow as a person

[its-me-em28]

[11thsense]

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

[tothechaos]

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

[beelur]

[cartyrs]

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts