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I know solicits lie, but DC hyping up the a "Most brutal confrontation between Batman and Joker" is kind of dumb because like....

Batman/Bruce has proven he is able now to kill Joker already!

Tyion Did It! With Harley's help Bruce was able to leave the Joker to die.

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I feel the Zdarsky conflict is more about the Zur-En-Arrh stuff, but Joker feels like the wrong villain to spark it?

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I miss Tynion.

#dc critical #the joker #harley quinn #tuesday spoilers #bruce wayne #batman #harleybats #james tynion iv

Bruce X Harley

The Joker, doing evil scheme: "Ah, Batman, been to long..."

Batman/Bruce, who has been preparing for this moment, speaking with a megaphone: "YOU NEVER MADE HARLEY QUINN CUM THROUGH YOUR OWN EFFORTS! I MAKE HER CUM EVERY DAY MULTIPLE TIMES!"

Joker, bamboozled: "What???"

Batman, laying it on, knowing he has the high ground: "Weak Nut Clown. Can Barely Get It Up. She is at my house pregnant with my child. I plan on marrying her soon."

Joker's minions: *Laughing At Joker, rather then with him now"

Joker, starting to tear up: "Stop this...."

Batman, going for the final blow: "Clown Cuck!" *Kicks Joker in the Nuts*

The Joker: *Crying in humiliation*

Bruce, smiling, the best he has felt in years: "Scram you vermin, before I do the same to you!"

Former Joker Minions: *Scrambling*

Harley, who had been recording/live-streaming the whole thing: "You did great honey!"

Bruce, smiling: "Thanks Harley!"