Got Swagger Like Us | Hella
Calling out an S.O.S. We've got a major 911 case on our hands, Harls. Be over in five, bringing the big bag of chocolate, the biggest bottle of wine in the world, and all the deets. love you. xoxo Gossip Ella
With a sigh, Ella Satransky sent the text to probably one of her best friends in the entire world and turned back to the notably sparse wine selection at the local discount drug/mini-mart store just down the street from her apartment. She'd been a rather frequent customer in this corner of the little shop ever since she'd returned from her two-month vacation as, come to realize, if you tell your job you're going away for two weeks and end up actually being gone two months, they're not so inclined to welcome you back with open arms. Hence the large bottle of two-buck chuck that Ella found herself carrying in a brown paper bag out of the store.
Not that it mattered, after all, as she'd texted Harley, this was a distress meeting. Somehow within the span of a week, Ella had been inundated with an influx of men. And not just her usual small horde of admirers that Ella could charm with a smile, a wink, and a toss of her golden locks.
These were the select few. The chosen ones, if you cared to put it that way. Somehow, someway, all of the men Ella had ever had even the smallest semblance of feelings for had descended upon Oxford.
And goddamn was Ella gonna be in trouble because of it.
"Harls? Please tell me there is a pizza already ordered and on the way. I also brought a bunch of ridiculous chick flicks and comedies that I found stashed in my apartment. Pretty sure a few are uh... well, pretty sure they're Alcide's. Either way, I'm calling a temporary pause on any and all of your admittedly super interesting documentaries in favor of anything distracting and mind-numbing." Ella called out as she nudged her way through Harley's front door, grinning wildly at the brunette before dumping her prizes on the counter in the kitchen.
"Like I said. Mayday mode. We're running the gambit of feel-better foods. Plus wine. Lots and lots and lots of wine. Also hi, hello. I'm still sorry for running away for two months without you??"













