#harpergalvin

[bonesandall001]

I am sexually excited by things that are different from each other, and that's why I haven't killed myself yet.

[bonesandall001]

The perfume of rain on the grass in the cemetery in May, as I walk by listening to "We Want Some Pussy" by Too Live Crew, is like one of those scenarios ancient Chinese aristocrats contrived to inspire a perfect haiku, such as eating a nectarine while boiling an adversary to death. Bob Sagat wrote a version of that classic joke, "The Aristocrats" in which one of the aristocrats flattens his cock and shapes it into a functional xylophone. That's a different kind of aristocrat. The same way the cemetery is different when it rains on a spring morning than when someone sculpts their body into musical instruments there. I am sexually excited by things that are different from each other, and that's why I haven't killed myself yet. (2026) -Harper Galvin