Mar 30
someone asked me if i watched amazing digital circus, then hazbin hotel-when i politely said no to both they said “wow you don’t watch ANYTHING”
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someone asked me if i watched amazing digital circus, then hazbin hotel-when i politely said no to both they said “wow you don’t watch ANYTHING”
Today i am reminded of why i dont go to the grocery store during the day......
last week i was reading heated rivalry on my ereader at work and my boss goes “oh what are you reading? anything good?” and bc my workplace is not cool like that i said “oh haha just a hockey romance haha” (nervous) (stammering) “like icebreaker (notorious 500 page heterosexual hockey/figure skater smut book)?” i said kinda haha (more nervous) and my painfully heterosexual coworker from the next cube goes “is it heated rivalry i’ve heard that’s good” anyway that’s how i ended up explaining heated rivalry to my boss (35yo christian lady with two kids and a husband)
Anyway, y'all ever had a catheter put in with a security camera pointing right at your genitals?
the only real problem with universal public bathrooms is i have to live with the knowledge of just how many cis men don't wash their hands after taking a piss
I love my friends
My friend just sent me a post he saw on Tumblr saying like "haha have you seen this" and. It's my drawing. It's my post.
never showering again