fucking bites you

Call me Newt. he/him, jewish on a technicality, autistic wheelchair user. system, most alters have their own blogs but those aren't very active as I am the host, however I still strongly suggest collecting us like Pokemon. special interests include dolls, animals (particularly dinosaurs), pottery/ceramics, and I periodically get fixated on various media. No DNI, I block as I see fit.

[theamphibianmen]

*on the floor, shaking, sweating, gritting my teeth and actively on the verge of death* at least we have Characters

[pleasant-plant-x]

A dastardly reverse Oedipus complex where I want to have sex with my son's mother.

[tiniestmousegirl]

[ethelnol]

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[loveridden1999]

my two mood these days

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[theamphibianmen]

Anyway, y'all ever had a catheter put in with a security camera pointing right at your genitals?

[theamphibianmen]

Still not over this btw that was a wild fucking experience. The camera supposedly wasn't on but like come on guys. They also did it with the door open because that room locks from the outside 🙃

[sreegs]

California girls

We're inconsolable

Pain, grief, loss,

The madness won't stop

[sreegs]

California girls

We are inedible

Lead-laced flesh

Miasma and rot

[targetedknowledge]

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

i could really use a mental breakdown right about now.

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

or a fifth of vodka

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

the trick is to look yourself directly in the boob in the mirror and say "well at least im hot" whenever you feel sad. it doesnt need to be true you just need to say it

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

with this one simple trick you will still be depressed but you will also be artificially self obsessed at the same time. and that can get you places.

[teaboot]

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

[teaboot]

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

[teaboot]

Man with the power to end any conversation

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

[ghost-postables]

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

[queencrystal69420]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[himejoshikomaeda]

this video sounds like arceus

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[yourcourtmage]

Horrible! I’m reblogging it

[mortimermcmirestinks]

was like “shame I’ll have to wait until thursday to reblog this” then I was like “WAIT!!”

[just-call-me-zinnia]

was kinda confused as to what slimequest meant when they said the video sounded like Arceus but then I realized that it was meant to be literal because genuinely this does kinda sound like Arceus’ pre-3D cry.

[mizuribbons]

arceus is out of touch

[mizuribbons]

someone just liked this and. no matter how old this post is, it is out of touch thursday so i shall reblog this again

[ifeelpissed]

me frfr