Voldemort: You think you're clever?
Harry: I know I'm clever. I’ve outlived seven Horcruxes and your fashion choices.
Voldemort: I am the most powerful wizard alive!
Harry: Then why are you always losing to a kid who only passed Potions because Snape had a complicated crush on his mum?
Voldemort: hissing intensifies
Harry: Oh look, the snake man is angry. Someone get him a Parseltongue pacifier.
Voldemort: Insolent child! I have transcended mortality!
Harry: Congratulations. You're now an immortal crypt keeper with commitment issues.
Voldemort: I will break you.
Harry: Mate, the Dursleys tried. You think you’re scarier than Aunt Petunia before her morning tea?
Voldemort: You mock me at your peril.
Harry: I mock you because it’s free, fun, and effective. Unlike your plans.
