#harrythewinemom

[larryfanficcovers]

Title: Baby Thinking Of You Keeps Me Up All Night

Author: ballsdeepinjesus / @harrythewinemom

Summary: Louis sputters in response, shaking his head wildly. Harry moves closer, placing his hand on Louis’ chest and trailing it up towards his neck to curve around. “I am younger than you. Bet you like that. Think you can push me around.”

Louis fishmouths, glaring at Harry who reminds him suspiciously of a shark at the moment. He smells blood in the water.

“Is that what this is about, Louis?” Harry asks. He leans in and fits his mouth against Louis’ earlobe, huffing hot breaths into his ear. “You want to fuck me, don’t you?”

[Harry is a 19 y/o singer and Louis is a 29 y/o actor with no love for teenage popstars.]

Word Count: 9013

Completed: December 2013

[larryfanficcovers]

Title: Cotton Candy Kiss, Can't Wait For My Sugar Rush

Author: ballsdeepinjesus / @witchyharry

Summary: “Kind of hard to reach my back with it though, innit?” Louis asks. “I’d need someone else to really reach my sore spots, wouldn’t I? In fact, all of this would be a little nicer with someone to share it with, I think.”

Harry stares at him for a moment, clearly debating over what to say. Eventually he blurts, “I could draw you a bath.”

Finally. Louis grins and looks up at a horror-stricken Harry through his eyelashes. “That’s the sweetest come on I’ve ever heard, Harry. Draw me a bath, though, are we sixty years old?”

[Harry and Louis work at a mall for the summer.]

Word Count: 8212

Completed: July 2014

[larryfanficcovers]

Title: Still Together, Still Going Strong

Author: ballsdeepinjesus / @harrythewinemom

Summary: It starts on a Saturday. Harry’s running, adrenaline coursing through his body, when the twangy chords of a song he distinctly does not remember putting on his iPod begin. His rhythm falters for a second but he recovers, narrowly avoiding tripping over his own feet. Shania Twain. Interesting.

Word Count: 1233

Completed: October 2013

[larryfanficcovers]

Title: It’s Kinda Hot In Here

Author: ballsdeepinjesus / @harrythewinemom

Summary: “Is that a moth on your stomach?”

Or nerdy Harry is hiding some stuff under his dorky clothes and Louis fucks him in a locker room.

Word Count: 3146

Completed: July 2013

[larryfanficcovers]

Title: Deep In My Heart I Know There's Only You

Author: ballsdeepinjesus / @harrythewinemom

Summary: "Will you do it?” Harry whispers. Louis has to lean closer just to hear him. He furrows his brows and shakes his head, not knowing what Harry means. “Would you donate for me?”

Louis is dumbfounded. “I’m sorry, I thought you just asked if I’d donate my sperm. Can you repeat yourself?”

[Harry and Louis are best friends who engage in some platonic baby-making. Very platonic.]

Word Count: 23117

Completed: April 2016

[larryfanficcovers]

Title: So Hot, Give Me Your Gasoline

Author: ballsdeepinjesus / harrythewinemom

Summary: Louis grins and cocks his head to the side, rolling his shoulder against the door. “Just wanted to get to the know the boy who was ogling my ass throughout the entirety of Act III, Scene IV.”

Harry blushes and toes his feet along the floor, biting his lip. In retrospect, he’s a little taken aback by his shamelessness throughout the play. He’s always been told that he’s quite single-minded, but he took it to another level tonight. He’s not sure he regrets it. He looks back up at Louis and trails his eyes over his body. No, he definitely doesn’t regret it.

[Louis is hamlet. Harry is an admirer.]

Word Count: 6604

Completed: May 2014

[teddy-bear-doctor]

harrythewinemom

 Finally got snapchat but shit happens way too fast...

i had it for one day and got so confused and felt so old i had to delete it lol

Exactly how I’m feeling. I’m hoping I’ll get used to it but I have no desire to use it

[harrv]

ballsdeepinjesus’s fics are the reason why im living