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sirthey hunger-reset, what are all of your bottom fein headcanons. i really want to know

first i have to come clean and admit that i also subscribe a lot to top fein and that i haven’t thought a lot about this yet. sorry LMAO

anyway. DECORATIVE DICK you know the post that’s like, traditionally tops have small functional dicks and bottoms have fucking ornamental ones. makes me giggle every time and i think they do that to feinberg

lwk brats out. like he’ll have (hypothetically) mime’s hands on his shoulders pinning him down and he’ll swat at them and thrash and giggle when he throws him off like is that the best you can do? because he’s an asshole. and a cutie… with someone like couri maybe, he’s louder and submits a bit more easily because that’s his Guy. with the others he squirms a bit more, poundy especially.

i think he’d be rlly quiet when they actually start though… he’s sooo all bark until his back hits the mattress and then it’s like fuckkkkk. oh we’re doing this, um okay, fuck !!! he tries not to moan because it feels weird so the whole time he’s just breathing, gasping, whining at most, and it’s the quietest he’s ever been. shutting that boy up 🧡 okay

fidgety, wants to be a pillow princess but needs to be doing something. you can get him to ride you and that’ll be enough of a task but otherwise he’ll be squirmy and probably be grabbing at u the whole time

allergies act up really bad so you’ll think he’s crying and check on him and he’ll look at you like you’re stupid

cannot suck dick for SHITTTT. sorry. i just don’t think he’d be able to figure it out !!! like logistically he’d know what movements to make but in practice? ass at it. just fuck him instead

really sensitive, lwk low stamina, finishes early cause he’s tas. but high tolerance in that. he will feel overstimmed but will let u continue anyway

i think the shirt stays on during sex and i can’t explain why to you.

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i love you hashtag you're so cool and purple and futuristic what's your favorite earth outfit?

ummm something like this probably!! I also would have headphones because duh

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for me it's the way that lud keeps bringing up Fein's age in mogul money like whyyy does he keep trying to make him younger than he is, he's so fucking into the concept of fein being younger than him and getting to manipulate him

No seriously once I can excuse. twice? let’s lock the fuck in come on. why does he want to take advantage of that younger less popular less famous streamer who knows a good part of his career was significantly boosted by him so fucking bad. power dynamic goes disgusting

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he actually needs to be humbled so bad. or be a pillow princess. his back is hurting after carrying so hard. i cant make up my mind. insanity

(I don’t know if the second pillow princess ask was also you but i’m gonna address that later lol. wait a bit for that one cause ill have his team members there probably. i have hbg brain rot right now. and fulham was there. so. ficlet below!)

feinberg says goodbye to the interviewers, to his team, and lingers on the server to take a look at the leaderboard one more time. One more glance at the disgusting performance he put up. Before he can log out, a familiar hand lands on his shoulder, and it’s the face of a man whose team he’s just put in a firm second place.

fulham congratulates him at first, because he’s not about to be an asshole just yet. feinberg gleams beneath the praise, only barely pretending to be humble under the familiar presence.

and then his hand grabs for his waist, and another on his shoulder pushes him against the wall. fulham is still smiling, and fein too stunned and confused to quip back and before he knows it fulham has a knee between his thighs and a firm grip on his hair. His voice is painfully british, as it always is, and almost still out of breath. “It’s so fucking annoying playing with you, bro.”

It’s the afterglow of victory that makes him like this. “Yeah? Fuck are you gonna do about it?”

“Nah, shut up, Fein. This isn’t construction anymore.”

He has the decency not to try and remove the layers of fabric between them while they’re still on the server, even if it’s nearly empty now. Fulham’s knee grinds up against his cock, sudden and without warning, and Fein lets out a strangled moan that he scoffs at. There’s a moment where Fein thinks it’ll turn out to be a silly little prank, which shatters immediately when Fulham grinds up harder.

he melts into it, almost going limp. “No, this is embarrassing, dude. You gotta stop acting like a goddamn bitch in heat for once.”

“Fuck off, sore loser,” he whines back.

“Ohhhh, so you can jerk off in your sad little hand?”

Thankfully— or maybe unfortunately— Fulham doesn’t need to do much more. Admittedly, Fein had already been pathetically hard for a while, could you blame him? it doesn’t take much longer before the front of his pants are sticky with his release, his cock twitching against Fulham’s knee.

the hand in his hair loosens, patting his head condescendingly. He gets a few seconds to catch his breath, before Fulham is pulling at him again. The rest of their friends will want to congratulate him too, after all.

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Fein crash out on stream it's a good day. Especially since Fulham was arguing about it in chat. I can't explain it but it just clicks ya know

fein crashout on stream… and the screens covered in it !!! SORRY

i like them… i haven’t really considered fulberg a lot yet but i like them. the hatesex could go insane. the mildlyannoyedsex. stop arguing and make out how about that.

(i think in this situation. feinberg almost has a complex about how his public opinion holds way more weight than fulhams and he’s being more dramatic with his complaints because of it. objectively he has more street cred than fulham. so i think they should meet up and fulham should put him in his place and show him how little he is without his online barrier. or something !!! i don’t know !!!)

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Hello pls has fein ever clarified why he doesn't drink??

For what I’m pretty sure of, he just doesn’t! he’s never touched alcohol once in his life. i think it has something to do with how he’s self described as high risk for addiction or something…? around alcohol and gambling? (which is also why he doesn’t do preds in his stream, i believe)

but yeah i don’t think there’s a big underlying event that made him quit drinking or anything lol, he just chooses not to

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Feinberg alt stream with just the handcam oh my goddd I'm droolinggg. when he stretches his finger up for f3 dear lord. I just know he's so talented with his hands

yeah i’ve been watching and like wow i need him right now. when the facecam’s gone there’s nothing to really distract you from it, he’s so pretty i hate it. i know doogs handcam is insane but fein doesn’t have piano hands and its doing a lot for me right now. he’s obviously not the greatest mechs player in the world LMAO and his movements arent like, graceful, i guess? when he stretches to hit his sixth slot it’s almost kind of choppy and rough and lowkey does he wanna get rough inside me. who said that

like they’re so. wow we’ve been spoiled thank god he’s had permanent handcam for forever. i hope his handcam slips one day and we get a lap shot I Mean What. Who Said That.

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fisj 🐟

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