how it feels mutually bitching about a coworker with a coworker that you don't know that well and it feels so good to vent but you lowkey don't know if they're going to spread ur words around

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how it feels mutually bitching about a coworker with a coworker that you don't know that well and it feels so good to vent but you lowkey don't know if they're going to spread ur words around
Yesterday I told my male coworker I have a thing for men with silly little mustaches, because I'm curious to see if that will cause him to grow one. 2 weeks ago, I told my coworker a story I knew she couldn't resist sharing, to see how quickly it would spread*. Ethically, I should probably feel bad about doing little tests on people. But also I work in a lab. So it just seems... fitting.
Like OMG she stresses me outttttt
YAWNNN
walked 85,000 steps this week
i want to go home. i don't want to be here anymore
Today, my coworker said to me, "I want to play this song for you. It reminds me of you."
The song was No Children by The Mountain Goats.
Today I told my coworker I post tits on my Instagram, and then privated my account so people have to request to be allowed to view my page. I wanna see if he is willing to face the shame and ridicule. Best part? There's not even any tits on there. It's all shit memes. I lied.