#hasjokes

[mheyting]

Q: why can’t you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom? A: The p is silent #pcgamer #hasjokes (at Chez Heyting)

[vexquinn]

@hasjokes​ wanted a session with Harleen !

                “I don’t know how you got out from your cell but it’s REALLY not such a wise idea for y’ to be in here, Mister J.” Her heart near enough beat right out of her chest the moment her office door closed and she was met with him. There had been indications of him getting out, small notes on her desk and presents that could only be from him. It was something Harleen had been trying to ignore and yet she couldn’t really ignore this. “What d’ ya want from me? The security will figure this out an’ come to get ya. There’s no way y’ can escape this way. Are y’ trying to get out? Is this you’re plan? to just use me as some hostage situation? Y’ know as well as I do that they won’t think twice ‘bout shooting the both ‘a us as long as YOU don’t get to walk.”

[bcrderliine-blog]

@hasjokes || starter call

he wasn’t ready for this. the joker? the last shrink who worked him went crazy herself... theodore entered the interviewing room, a bland room, walls dull grey, floors tiled, the patient in a straight jacket and chained to his chair. he watched him for a minute, listening to the guard’s comments before twisting the door handle three times and entering the room. he swallowed hard as he stared at the green-haired man. “so  you’re back,” he sighed, his voice much more braver than he had imagined it being.  “how’s it feel?”

[gcthamrcyalty]

@hasjokes       “☠STARTER CALL☠”

❝ Daddy---! I’m bored. Play with me! ❞

A huff escaped the pastel blonde’s lips as  she  fell  onto  the  floor  &  pouted.

[gothamxquxxn-a-blog]

+prince charmin’

@hasjokes || @thejoker-haha || @gothamsdisease

“Puddin’! Aren’t you forgettin’ something?” Harley sang, smiling widely. She posed herself against the wall, biting her lower lip in an attempt to look seductive. 

           “It’s been a year--a whole year since we’ve been together!” She hummed, beaming at the man.

[darkestofknights-blog]

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     “SHUT UP. Just get out of my head.” He hisses under his breath, the plates of his armor clicking into place as he steps toward the Batmobile. He’s had enough of this already, he really has.