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--indie serial killer oc--mature&triggering--written by lars--

[viirtuefool]

                         i’m an INJUSTICE COLLECTOR – and i am coming for you

                                               indie crime / serial killer original character || written by lars                                                                           mutuals only    ||     rules 

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sometimes i miss teddy

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i might jus like,,,,delete the reboot teddy blog and come back here bc i miss teddy a lot and i dont feel like concentrating on the reboot and moving stuff over and all that

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ayyyy imma try to be on here more often bc i miss teddy a lot and i wanna do more things with him let it be known that i WILL be rebooting him and giving him a different backstory, and POSSIBLY moving him to a different blog

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“Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.”

@mustscream

                   “i know PLENTY about women,” he didn’t like his intelligence questioned--even in such a small way like this. “i may not know everything about YOU--but, i know a lot about women.”

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I just fucked everything up, didn’t I?

@rxttenheart

                 “harley...no. NO. you didn’t. you--you didn’t mess up anything, don’t worry. i’ll take care of it.”

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The Office sentence meme

❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞

❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞

❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞

❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞

❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞

❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞

❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞

❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞

❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞

❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞

❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞

❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞

❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞

❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞

❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞

❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞

❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞

❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞

❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞

❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞

❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞

❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞

❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞

❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞

❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞

❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞

❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞

❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞

❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞

❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.  ❞

❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞

❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞

❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞

❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞

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DARK/VIOLENT STARTERS

Send me a 💀 and I’ll generate a number, 1 - 111, for what my muse will say to yours. Note that some content below the cut may be triggering.

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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Good Will Hunting Starters

I’m holdin’ out for somethin’ better. 

You don’t know about real loss, ‘cause that only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.

I look at you. I don’t see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. 

If you ever disrespect ___ again, I will end you. I will fucking end you! 

Yeah, maybe. But at least I won’t be unoriginal. 

He just sat there, counting the seconds until the session was over. It was pretty impressive, actually. 

No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don’t know much, but I know that. 

Are we gonna have a problem here? 

Why? So I can realize she’s not that smart, that she’s fuckin’ boring? Y'know? I mean…this girl is like fuckin’ perfect right now, I don’t wanna ruin that. 

You’re not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you’ve met, she’s not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you’re perfect for each other. 

I mean that way you could actually go through the rest of your life without ever really knowing anybody. 

Well, what aren’t you scared of? 

You live in this safe little world where no one challenges you and you’re scared shitless to do anything else but defend yourself!

Oh no. Don’t, don’t, don’t tell me about my world. 

I’m afraid? What am I afraid of? What the fuck am I afraid of? 

You’re afraid of me! You’re afraid that I won’t love you back!

I want to hear you say you don’t love me.

It’s not your fault. 

People call those imperfections, but no, that’s the good stuff. 

Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? 

No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don’t owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me.

Jesus Christ. You know the fuckin’ date?

You ripped my fuckin’ life apart.

Not unless you grab my ass.

You’ll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you’re afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing 10 miles down the road.

Most days I wish I’d never met you ‘cause then I could sleep at night. I didn’t have to walk around with the knowledge that there was someone like you out there. 

I didn’t have to watch you throw it all away.

You fuckin’ retarded? You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn’t bring the number?

You don’t wanna hear that… no, you don’t wanna hear that.

Thank you… But I was, you know, hoping for a good night kiss

Nail them while they’re vulnerable, that’s my motto.

What the fuck are we gonna do that we can’t spare fifteen minutes?

If you were gonna fight them, why didn’t you fight them back there? We got snacks now!

You’re an idiot. I’ve been sitting there all night waiting for you to come over to talk to me. But I’m tired now, and I have to go home, and couldn’t just keep sitting there waiting.

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also, imma reblog some memes so feel free to SEND SOME IN -- OR you can also LIKE THIS and i’ll SEND YOU some

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LIKE FOR A LYRIC STARTER!!!

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Kink survey: bold your muse's kinks/turn-ons, cross out turn offs.

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arcusignis:

flourishingroot:

Hands. Fingers. Bones sticking out. Eye contact. Hair. Being loud. Being quiet. Wings. Glasses. Lingerie. Horns. Body modification. Piercings. Tattoos. Stilettos. Blood-play. Bondage. Stubble. Biting. Anal play. Double penetration. Knife-play. Urine. Scratching. Feet. Leaving clothes on. Boots. Vomit. Licking. Begging. Cuddling. Crossdressing. Bruises. Make up. Pubic hair. Foreign languages. Feminization. Scars. Leather. Accents. Braces. Roleplay. Daddy/master/etc. Slapping/spanking. Tentacles. Non-human species (merfolk, centaurs etc). Defecation. Pegging. Sex toys. Fingering. Tying up being restrained, esp. by natural means. Prolonged waiting. Car sex. Intelligence. Being in public. A specific eye color. Watching. Crying. Hipbones.

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@redlipscars liked x

                 “i...i, uh, i don’t want-want any trouble, mr. i just, uhm...i just want to get home. in one piece.”

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so uh...ye, LIKE FOR A STARTER???

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GUESS WHO’S BACK BACK BACK BACK AGAIN 

tbh tho i will probably be sporadic on here but i really do miss teddy so...yeah. anyways. i’m gonna reboot (maybe) and delete most, if not all, of my drafts. 

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getting my laptop charger soon, should be on by saturday/sunday