#hate onions

[esiosera]

Breaktime

Thank you but it's a no for me ☹

[dissociative-nightmare]

Have you heard me mention yet how much I love onions? Because I don't love onions, and if you heard me mentioning that you definitely misheard.

[obscureglitch]

[lillianwade]

Random Person: How’s life going?

Me: (Staring off into space) Well I went to McDonald’s last night to get a double cheeseburger and when I asked to get it plain the guy taking my order asked what I meant by “plain.” So I told him that I wanted it with just meat and cheese. He then proceeded to list off all the things I didn’t want on the burger. I checked the order and confirmed that that was what I wanted. He was nice so I  was polite about it. It wasn’t till I got home and went to eat the burger that I noticed that it had literally everything on it. Plus it had mayonnaise and a tomato on it which I didn’t know came on a double cheeseburger. So that represents my life pretty well, a bunch of shit I didn’t even want and a few extra things that just don’t make much sense.

Random confused Person: Uh okay...

Me: The kicker is that it was missing a beef patty so it was just a disappointment all around for me.

[hbudobrev]

ninadobrev: fuck you onion for making me cry #cookingadventureswithnina

[californiaism]

If you don't tell me there's onions in your pasta and I eat it then we are no longer friends

[coulsart]

who wants to join me n sil in the "FUCK ONIONS" club

[neverevergonngiveyouup-blog]

I don't think you understand how strange I truly am..

I hate onions. Well, I love onion rings. That's not the weirdest part though. I can eat the batter part of the onion ring, to which you're thinking "that's normal considering you just said you hate onions" but then I eat the onion part too. Why? How does that make sense? If I saw onions on pizza? Away with them. If I found onions in my soup? To the side. Not onion rings. I make no sense.

Completely irrelevant; I'm typing this and listening to a mouse rummage through my kitchen cupboards. It's always hard to tell when I also own 3 hamsters. *cough named Link, Zelda and Rupee cough*