#hato joel

[humblebardofcampempires]

@sungod7-fuckyoupearl This you? THIS IS FOR NOT TURNING JOEL BACK TO NORMAL. TURN HIM BACK TO NORMAL.

[hato-lizzies-husband]

Welcome idiots!

This is a RP blog (from the same idiot that has the Mumbo one lol)

My wife: @fishylovexo

Bad boys: @askhermesgrian @camphermithater

Boat boy: @askhadesetho

Help desk for idiots like you: @hato-roleplay-representatives

I live at both CHC and CE.

I'm a son of Mercury and legacy of Aprodite.

Now follow me, you moron.

[ahllohehn]

oli deserves more love!! -@humblebardofcampempires

It's Okay We Love You Oli

.......

Past curfew in the dead of the night, Joel is treated to a surprise, though he's not sure if he finds this welcome or unwelcome.

He let out a tired groan as he supported himself on his elbows, squinting painfully at the flash of light directed towards him. Joel shields his eyes with a hand, "Oh for goodness sake, Oli, what are you doing?"

Oli maneuvered his reading flashlight downwards so it would still provide light in a way that wasn't killing his fellow camper's eyes, "Oh Joel, my boy, my savior in this time of hurt," the bard had whined out, shamelessly climbing on Joel's bed, his arms seemingly busy holding onto his flashlight and a book like they were precious.

The son of Hermes could barely open his eyes and could barely roll his eyes at Oli's antics. Out of all things to visit him in the night, Joel feels as if he'd prefer to be haunted by a ghoul Etho sent after him again.

"What in the three realms are you doing?"

Oli squeezed beside Joel, forcing the son of Hermes to move aside in his own bed. Once again, he was unhelpful in answering Joel's questions.

"I have been severely obsessed with this book for the past few hours, you simply must hear this absolute masterpiece. I simply cannot wait until sunrise so I must do this--"

Joel snapped awake as Oli cleared his throat and spread the book in between the two of them like he was actually going to read a bedtime story. The son of Hermes was quick to cut him off, "W-Wait, wait, hold on--"

"There is no holding on, dear Joel Homosexuals wait for no on--"

"Oh for heck sake, did you seriously sneak into our cohort to tell me a homosexual bedtime story?"

Oli pouted and shook the book vigorously, "This is so much more than a bedtime story!"

Joel groans and flopped back into bed, face buried in his hands. They were at a stalemate for a while before Oli got impatient and stubbornly kept flashing him with the flashlight.

"Are you going to be homophobic or are you going to let me sway you with the masterpiece that is The Song of Achilles?"

The son of Hermes relented and sat back up, ignoring the way his guts were urging to go back to sleep, "If this isn't as life changing as you're making it to be, I'm making fWhip and Jimmy put you in your baby jail."

[hato-lizzies-husband]

Neck kisses

This better be eefo

If you're Eefo:

Neck kisses <3

If you're not:

You **********

[hato-lizzies-husband]

Hey Joel, I went down to the underworld for Jimmy with Oli and Katherine. Don't get your hopes up on me dying. And I'm going to get Jimmy back, no matter the cost.

-@thatgayflowerboy

Scott?

Why would I want you to die? I- I think you're nice.

Also why is Jim in the Underworld? I'm not surprised he got lost, but I can't remember him going there.

fuck I hate my memory.

[hato-lizzies-husband]

Miss u :( snuggles later ? - lizzie

YAY GUYS MY WIFE WANTS TO SNUGGLE

ofcourse baby <33

[hato-lizzies-husband]

Joel....buddy...

Lizzie is your wife, and you love her dearly, you may not remember but you trust me right?

Etho~

Neck kisses

EEFO

HI

Scott said something like that too

*frowns*