My truck doesn’t transport ass or tote ass or schlepp ass or cart ass. It hauls ass. Lots of it. It could haul all the ass in the entire world if given the opportunity. It has no maximum capacity of ass it can haul. When I’m talking truck and people talk about their trucks’ maximum payloads and or carrying capacity and then ask me how much ass my truck hauls I say succinctly, “Infinity ass.” . Which is good because there is so much ass to haul. I’ve learned there are a few things upon which you can always rely: food spillage when you’re wearing white; good hair days happening when you least expect them; your kids vomiting when you don’t have a towel; and there always being ass that needs to get hauled somewhere. . Some trucks haul logs and some trucks haul thingamabobs and some trucks, because they are equipped with refrigerating equipment, haul frozen foods or cans of beer or crates of Ben & Jerry’s. Some trucks even haul other trucks. You know how that cabbage you just bought at the grocery store got in the produce section? A cabbage hauling truck. You know what my truck hauls? Ass. @aknott21 & @gwar88 #haulass #truckin #trucking #truckrig #longhaultrucker #longhaul #justass #somuchass https://www.instagram.com/p/BxTsJV5A_SY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nzxv1gzzqk9j