#having to

[cryptkitt3n]

armie hammer trending again was. something.

[woeisblithe]

What all Aromantics have thought at some point

Oh - you -? Wait, what? Wait take a few steps back u wot..? Shit, um, no I don't, no taps, this is awkward, god I'm gonna have to say no, wish I could say yes, lmao I can, but that's?? No, too uncomfortable, god, I'm a jerk, fuck, what if I, no, no no no, I wish I could, but it's so weird, I'm, no,

[justifyourself]

why do i do this

[brokenpilot]

my uncle has a print house and a guy yesterday asked him if he could print like a thousand copies of his 10 year old daughter's book and when he started laughing at him he got mad and almost got in a fight

[kryptonarry]

I'm hungry and I need to take a shower but I don't want to get out of bed. Mostly I don't want to deal with my grandparents.

[astrophel-and-stella]

Ο μη δεόμενος άλλου δί´ αυτάρκειαν, ή θηρίον εστί ή θεός.

Αριστοτελης

[deformed-frogs]

When you go to wipe of your glasses but the tinyest sliver of your finger isn't covered by the cloth and you just end up making giant smudges all over your glasses instead.