#hawkeyeisdead

[natasha-widowbite-romanoff]

wtf i hit ask limit.....WAT THE FUCK

[prettylittledeadspider-blog]

I'm Yours. [... Fer shits and giggles i could not resist]

Natasha stared at the screen before smirking a bit. He was likely drunk, or sent it to the wrong number. But she could toy with him a little. 

[Text - Virgo] I’d love to tie you down, Virg, and drive you crazy. Show you that some knives can invoke pleasure rather than pain, and sometimes pain isn’t always that different from pleasure. I guarantee that you’ve never been with a woman quite like me, and you won’t be able to settle for anything less once I’m done with you. 

[Text - Virgo] Either that, or we can go to iHop. I hear they have endless pancakes on Tuesdays now.

[Text - Virgo] ;]

[risenfromhawksashes-archive]

F C B

"Hm…Well, shit. These’re easy! Falccy, Cinna-bon, an’ sweet delicious bacon~…..Fuck, now m’hungry…"

[prettylittledeadspider-blog]

Tapping his fingers anxiously, Falcon held onto his phone. Shit, this was way harder than it needed to be. The blinded archer let out a sigh, having given up just trying to dial her number, finally going ahead and just using voice controls to call his 'partner'. "Call Scorpio." // [Incoming Call][Virgo]

Natasha was just enjoying a nice bath, unwinding after a long, hard day at work. The water had taken a pinkish hue from the blood she had washed off herself. Virgo’s ringtone started, jarring her out of her reverie and she reached over, regarding the phone with an odd look. She answered and cradled the phone between her ear and shoulder. 

"Virg," she greeted, hoping the smile couldn’t be heard in her voice. "This is unexpected. Is everything ok?" They rarely did calls unless they were either too drunk to text or in a rush for one deadly reason or another. 

[prettylittledeadspider-blog]

◙ [ for falcon of course lU i mean if you want for clint you can too but mmyes.~ ]

VIRGO OMFG I CAN’T

This is the most frustrating, hair-pulling, feels inducing ship I could ever think of. I JUST WANT THEM TO SNUGGLE AND BE IN LOVE AND KILL THINGS FOREVER AND EVER BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. 

I love this, the mixed-up-texts-lead-to-ridiculous-friendship thing and to boot it’s FALCON who Natasha is LOOKING FOR so she can get CLINT back. SHE LIKES/LOVES FALCON BUT LOVES CLINT TOO AND THIS IS JUST SO MESSY these two lil fucks. 

I ship Virgo and Scorpio like no one’s business <3

[ladytesseract]

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[ladytesseract]

OoC: [ oi. no. you're worth at least three potato ]

//AND YOU ARE WORTH AT LEAST THREE CARROT

AND A CAMEL 

<3

[prettylittledeadspider-blog]

Did I read those tags right, you have a Clint blog?

Ahhh, yeah. You caught me. 

I made a Clint blog a few weeks ago, but it’s a totally invite only type of deal. A few of my regular partners enjoyed my rendition of Clint and asked if I would consider it since they’ve not found a Clint for themselves. I have only about three or four partners over there and that’s how I want to keep it. I don’t have the time or energy to run two full time blogs.

The url is Sassassinwithabow and there I’ve provided links to other Clint blogs that I’ve come across that would likely end up being a better choice for you to RP with: Mastermarksman, Give-me-an-eye-in-the-sky, thats-why-I-never-miss, and Hawkeye-is-dead 

Feel free to follow, but I won’t be opening up RPs there in the foreseeable future because I’ve got enough on my hands with Natasha. Sorry to disappoint.