#hawkeyekingofclueless

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As I get older the less I want to fight fair. I just want to kick someone somewhere painful and then go home.

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Day people act as if their own sleep is a sacrament, and as if night people’s sleep is an inconvenience.

Yes. I did shoot that leaf blower with an arrow.

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Happy Halloween

I just opened my door to a bandaid covered kid in jeans with a purple target on his chest carrying a toy bow and his pet dog carrying a rubber pizza slice toy.

My heart is soaring... and Lucky made new friends.

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Hydra? Monsters? AIM? Vampires? Dangerous, but I don’t fear them.

The latest apocalypse? Pshhh.

Clones, dimension hopping, nether planes? I got this.

But get me outta this dentist chair!!

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Anyone starts going on about intelligent design, you just point at you fillings, crowns, implants, wisdom teeth holes, whatever and go “bullshit.”

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“Pain reminds you that you’re alive.”

Ok. Ok. Message received. You can stop now.

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So, where do we go after this place is a ghost town?

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I think I’m funny. That’s what counts.