#hawkinsposts

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Hopper: I don't want you to date my daughter

Mike: ok boomer

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*will byers voice* now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

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joyce and hopper beating up a sleazy politician is my sexuality

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barb only went to steve's party to cockblock nancy but it backfired because by wanting to prevent her bff from getting dicked down, barb sparked a chain of events that led to nancy and jonathan boning on a pull-out couch in illinois, so technically, by trying to stop nancy from getting laid, barb indirectly wingwomaned her into getting laid anyway, it was just by a different man

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I like to think that Hopper, Callahan and Powell have the same dynamic as the three policemen from Beverly Hills Cop.

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hopper to everyone after he comes back in season 4:

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not to be dramatic but if someone edited all of stranger things into 80s VHS quality they could have my firstborn

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stranger things but the upside down is just australia