Nearly a year after being finished, Hawks Lays an Egg just reached 50,000 hits 🥳🥳🥳🥳 im so happy to have been able to make that many people laugh!! The omeletverse means the world to me and it’s so wonderful that the world loves it too 🥰

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Nearly a year after being finished, Hawks Lays an Egg just reached 50,000 hits 🥳🥳🥳🥳 im so happy to have been able to make that many people laugh!! The omeletverse means the world to me and it’s so wonderful that the world loves it too 🥰
If you're really Hawks, can you lay eggs?
Male birds can’t lay eggs. It’s fun to joke around with the idea though. When I was a kid I tried so hard to lay an egg... No eggs popped out. As part of my hero training, I studied bird anatomy and biology early on. At first I automatically applied everything I learned to myself. One time I gobbled up some rocks, fun trip to the hospital! I keep them in my desk in a jar as a souvenir.
SCANDAL: Who is the No. 2 Hero’s Baby Daddy?!
Relationship: DabiHawks
Rating: Teen
Word count: 16k
MS Paint Art @xxrawr8834 · Feb 23 Replying to @rattapuddytat Are you implying Hawks knocked up BJ???????
Syyylvester @rattapuddytat · Feb 23 Replying to @xxrawr8834 I’M DOING A LITTLE MORE THAN IMPLYING
D-D-D-Dora @caillou_bald · Feb 23 Replying to @rattapuddytat Come on dude, what if he’s dead? That’s so insensitive
Syyylvester @rattapuddytat · Feb 23 Replying to @caillou_bald I can’t believe Best Jeanist died in childbirth 😔
The media fallout following Hawks Lays an Egg. (If you missed it, I’ll catch you up: Hawks laid an egg.)
READ IT HERE!!!
Working on a new fic and I haven’t yet figured out a better way to get urls for all the pictures I wanna use so I’m just throwing them here!! If you want spoilers without context, take a gander!!
the omeletverse is my shIT
hECK Y E A H (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
dUDE YOU’RE DABIHAWKS FIC IS AMAZING! the cliffhanger hurt me lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAH THank you!!!!! It makes me super happy that you like it 😊 😊 😊 A shocking amount of time and energy have gone into this fic...
Sorry about the cliff hanger :P Originally I was gonna do everything in chapter 7 and 8 as all one chapter, but that would be a 20k chapter and I was Not Doing That.
dabi, waking from postcoital nap: lemme go i gotta piss
hawks, for some reason: u can pee in my mouth, babe
dabi:
dabi: ?
My gosh my gosh my gosh!!!!!!!! I just stumbled upon your account by accident. I read your hawks lays an egg and that was literally the best fic of my entire life! You write the funniest stories EVER! I think I left a comment on the fic on ao3, but I think there's a lot of other comments so I just want to thank you personally for writing the best fic ever (even though it threw me into hotwings hell.)
😁😁😁 I’m so super glad you enjoyed it, thank you so much for your kind words <3 I think we all need a good laugh in *commercial narrator voice* These Trying Times, so I’m glad my fic was able to serve.
Welcome to hotwings hell, it’s a weird weird place, largely free from canon :P
I do read every single comment I get on AO3 (usually multiple times) even though I’ve taken a break from replying for now!! It really means a lot that you came here to tell me too 😊💖