The rumours of her pregnancy were spreading like wildfire and they couldn't be stopped. Everywhere newspapers were printing "TAYLOR PREGNANT!!!!!!!" and "DEFINITELY PREGGERS", as paparazzi followed her and her boyfriend everywhere they went. There was no escape from the press, who demanded the truth from the rumours.
Harry was equally disheartened by the situation - to be a father at only 18? It was too much to handle, there was so much pussy left in the world for him to tackle. After all, it was his favourite thing. After finding out about his girlfriend's pregnancy, he would dive into the sea and sacrifice 2 strands of his luscious curls to the lord of the sea, in hopes that the baby would not be his.
The thing the couple feared the most, however, was the baby itself. You see, one does not simply have an ordinary baby from two supremely famous stars of the modern world. No - he would be indescribably, unquestionably, inevitably, and somewhat indeterminably pencil sharpener.
One must also take into account the fact that Harry is indeed a homosexual mermaid with inherited divine powers of the sex flower (his father), as well as the fact that Taytay regularly wears the blood of diseased children on her lips and has her eyes professionally altered to make her appear less stupid (eyes are a dead-giveaway of one's stupidity, see.). These subhuman qualities of the pair simply increase this terminological inexactitude of their baby.
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Months later, 8 to be precise, a baby popped out of Taylor's ear while she was sleeping. He had blonde curls, bright red & plump lips, tiny eyes and a furrowed brow. Upon contact, however, the infant would transform into a mermaid instantly.
It was a disaster. Everyone knew she was pregnant, and now, due to its mermaid qualities, they were certain that Harry was the father. But due to its condition, they had to pretend that the baby had died at birth, which, essentially it did, for it never had a heartbeat. (Its lack of heartbeat was most likely due to Taylor's zombie ethnicity)
Harry decided that the best course of events for the baby would be to release it into the sea to join the mermaids. He was clearly too mermaid to function, and Harry even recalled a zombie-mermaid clan within the mermaid community. Taylor did not wish to see the baby off, but later decided it was for the best, and so the pair sent him on his way.
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Due to the stress of the baby, Harry and Taylor broke up. (oh no what a pity) Harry was finally free to explore the pussy of the world, and Taylor to learn how to lie.
Their baby grew up to be Haylord, lord of the sea.
