#haytrick

[geetrick]

50's Stumporta: Devil!Patrick meets Gabe at a bar and decides to follow him to California, where Gabe plans to become an A-List Golden Age actor, so Patrick can feed on the sloth of the cushy, carefree lives of the elite.

60's Geetrick: Devil!Patrick follows a low-life greaser named Gerard around to encourage him to give into his greed and take what he wants and keep Gerard away from the "free love" lifestyle of the local hippies.

70's Frick: Devil!Patrick encourages Frank to get his vengeance on the criminals who murdered his sister, and possibly take out his wrath on all the other people who have ever wronged him as well.

80's Haytrick: Devil!Patrick pushes Hayley's envious nature over the edge, in an attempt to make her finally snap at the horrible people, who have better lives than they deserve, and steal some of their stuff.

90's Lindstrick: Devil!Patrick takes up and coming punk rockstar Lindsey and introduces her to the gluttony and dramatic life of the scene she so desperately wants to belong to.

00's Elistrick: Devil!Patrick comforts college student Elisa in her belief that she is better and smarter than her peers, as well as more capable doing almost anything she tries.

10's Patkey: Devil!Patrick hooks up with Mikey while they are both drunk, leading him to attempt convincing Mikey that he needs to give into his desires and give up a false sense of purity.

[geetrick]

Hayley Williams?

Haytricia: "B+" ship. Pretty fun and cute honestly. Like, they were best friends since they were in kindergarten. They were basically attached to each other all through elementary school, until they went to separate middle schools for two years and didn't see each other in person at all. Then, they bumped into each other at a party during freshman year and accidentally ended up making out next to the pool, and the rest is history.

[geetrick]

haytrick

As I said with Patrick being a verse, who is a top with men/masc-aligned people, it reverses to him being a bottom with women/fem-aligned people. Hayley is a verse, who for sure enjoys being on both the giving and receiving end, so I'm gonna go for them switching out.

Hayley: Top-leaning verse

Patrick: Bottom-leaning verse

[theandrewhurley]

Hayley comes home to find Patrick standing on top of the couch with a plastic cup and a magazine. "There's a spider in here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it." He says. "Babe, how long have you been up there?" Hayley sighs. "Um - longer than is socially acceptable."

Hayley just shakes her head and shivers at the thought of a spider wondering around their house, "Just..please hurry up and find it..dork."

[theandrewhurley]

But Patrick domming Hayley over skype, her pretty flushed skin illuminated by the computer screen and he can see her breasts rise and fall with every shuddering breath she takes and she's got one of her silly little toys she uses whenever he's on the road, he can hear the buzzing, and "move the camera, babe, I want to see everything."

nsfw

Her face flushes a bright pink and she moves the camera, making sure to get everything in the frame. "Fuck baby. You look so amazing right now. You're pretending that's my cock aren't you? Pretending it's me filling you up, making you so wet and making your clit all swollen and pink, aren't you?" Patrick watches her move the toy in and out of her faster, mumbling "Sir, oh God sir may I come?" Patrick jerks his hand faster, shudder as he almost reaches his peak. "You can come, baby." And with that, she's shuttering and bucking against the toy, pinching at her nipples and coming hard around the toy. She rides it out and works herself up to a second wave as she hears Patrick moan her name as he spills into his fist. 

[theandrewhurley]

Patrick is the most confident guy in the world around Hayley and Pete just laughs and "I can feel your pheromones from here, horny brat. Hayles, can you go make him - uh - blow off steam? There's too much testosterone in the room." "Fuck you, Wentz." "I think that's her job."

"Oh my fucking God, Pete." Patrick mumbles, rubbing his hands over his face. "I mean...he kinda has a point." Hayley laughs with a shrug. "Please don't encourage him." Patrick groans

[theandrewhurley]

Patrick shows up on the bus later that night with lip gloss all over his face and neck and he might as well have hearts in his eyes with his goofy smile

"Or for fucks sake" Pete laughs, setting his phone down and giving Patrick his full attention. "Mmm?" Patrick smiles at him, wondering towards the bunks. "I knew you had a thing for her. You were just waiting for her to be legal." 

"I'm not letting you ruin this for me, Wentz" He grins, throwing himself in his bunk.

[theandrewhurley]

Hayley's singing the final chorus in Sugar We're Going Down and everyone's grinning and laughing and singing along and Patrick has this flash of confidence and pulls her in by her waist and kisses her, right in front of everybody, and it's only after they break apart he thinks - what the fuck is wrong with me? I'm such an asshole and now she's going to kill me

"Hey! Patrick can I...can I talk to you?" Hayley says, pulling Patrick towards her by his arm. "Listen..Hayley..I'm so sorry. I didn't..I didn't think I just-" He's cut off by Hayley's lips on his. She pulls away and rolls her bottom lip between her teeth. "kay..I'll..see you around." She mumbles with a small smile before she darts off down the hall.